Killer's Korner

Killer's Korner

This page has the lyrics to all the songs from All Dogs Go To Heaven (the first one). Just scroll down and enjoy!


“YOU CAN’T KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN”

performed by Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLuise

CHARLIE- Why settle for a couple of bones when you can have the whole bank?

ITCHY-Charlie, you did it! You hit the jackpot! Atta boy, Charlie! I’m proud of ya! Charlie, tell ‘em!

CHARLIE- Oh, you can’t keep a good dog down

ITCHY- No sir!

CHARLIE- No, you can’t keep a good dog down

I’ve seen pain and hurt

ITCHY- That’s right!

CHARLIE- I’ve eaten dirt

ITCHY- That’s true!

CHARLIE- It’s hard to buy

But even I’ve

Been jilted by a skirt

ITCHY- He lies.

CHARLIE- Look how I’m still around

‘Cause you can’t keep a good dog down

ITCHY- You can’t keep a good dog down

No, no, no!

CHARLIE- No, you can’t.

ITCHY- No, you can’t keep a good dog down

CHARLIE- I’ve been bought and sold

ITCHY- He’s been warm and cold

CHARLIE- But ten to one

I’ll still be running

Rackets when I’m old

ITCHY- Not in some cage in the city pound

CHARLIE & ITCHY- ‘Cause you can’t keep a good dog

Can’t keep a good

I say, you can’t keep a good dog down

ITCHY- In him’s the luck of the Irish

CHARLIE- The pride of the German

ITCHY- Even a bit of Siam

CHARLIE- Siam? You’ve seen the calm of the English

ITCHY- The charm of the Spanish

CHARLIE- A pedigree certainly ain’t what I am

So call me a mixed up pup

ITCHY- You’re a mixed up pup!

CHARLIE- But the only way this pup knows is up

CHARLIE & ITCHY- No, you can’t keep a good dog do-wow-wow-wow-wown

You can’t keep a good dog do-wow-wow-wow-wown

ITCHY- He’s been fat and thin

CHARLIE- I’ve been out and in

ITCHY- He tried a life of virtue

CHARLIE- But prefer a life of sin

CHARLIE & ITCHY- So tonight, man, we own this town

CHARLIE- I’ve known hunger, I’ve known thirst

Lived the best and seen the worst

But the only way I know to finish

Is to finish first

CHARLIE& ITCHY- So watch out when you hear this sound

Aroo! Aroo! Aroo! Aaaarroooooooooooo!

‘Cause you can’t keep a good dog

No you can’t keep a good

I say you can’t keep a good dog

Dow-wow-wow-wown

ALL DOGS- You can’t keep a good dog down

CHARLIE & ITCHY- Woof!


 

 

“LET ME BE SURPRISED”

performed by Burt Reynolds and Melba Moore

CHARLIE- W-where am I?

WHIPPET- This is the great hall of judgment.

CHARLIE- Judgment?

WHIPPET- Oh, not to worry, Charlie. You’ll go to Heaven. All dogs go to Heaven because, unlike people, dogs are naturally good and loyal and kind.

CHARLIE- Oh, yeah, that’s true.

WHIPPET- Welcome to doing whatever you wish

CHARLIE- Aw, this is really a lovely place you’ve got here.

WHIPPET- Eating whenever you please--follow me--to a constant temperate climate

We keep it seventy-three degrees--we’re still on Fahrenheit here

CHARLIE- That’s fine with me.

WHIPPET- Welcome to no more rat race

CHARLIE- Oh boy!

WHIPPET- To order and calm instead

CHARLIE- Aw, great!

WHIPPET- Welcome...to being dead

CHARLIE- What? You mean I’m...I’m...?

WHIPPET- Stone-cold, I’m afraid.

CHARLIE- I can’t believe it! I’ve been murdered!

WHIPPET- I’m having trouble finding any goodness or loyalty here, but let me see.

CHARLIE- He killed me!

WHIPPET- I beg your pardon?

CHARLIE- There’s a mistake been made here!

I don’t wanna die

You’ve got the wrong guy

I was double-crossed by a dirty rat

Actually this rat was a dog

But his car ran me down

I just blew out of jail

I just got back to town

Hey, this is hard to explain

May I speak to your superior

‘Cause I don’t wanna die!

WHIPPET- Welcome to doing whatever you wish

CHARLIE- You’ve got the wrong guy

WHIPPET- Laughing and singing all day

CHARLIE- Hey! Listen, my time’s not up yet!

WHIPPET- Oh, it is. There’s no mistake about that. We know everything.

CHARLIE- Murdered in the prime of my life! That Carface, I’ll kill him! Hey, this must be the watch department, huh?

WHIPPET- Well, you might call it that. See, this watch is your life...and it’s stopped.

CHARLIE- Well, can’t you just wind it up or something?

WHIPPET- And send you back? Oh, no, no, no, no. No one’s ever allowed to go back. Just put your paw right here.

CHARLIE- What’s that for?

WHIPPET- For our book of records. You see, everything about you that was or will be is right here.

CHARLIE- Oh, isn’t that wonderful? I love it here. You mean there’s no surprises or anything?

WHIPPET- Oh, no, no, no. We know everything.

CHARLIE- That’s just lovely. The clouds, the grass, the air.

WHIPPET- Heaven is a wonderful place.

CHARLIE- Yeah. No surprises, huh? Say...would you like to dance? You mean if I’m waiting for an inside straight up here, I’d know in advance whether I filled it?

WHIPPET- We know how it all turns out.

CHARLIE- You must have studied dancing. You have natural rhythm--unusual for a whippet.

WHIPPET- Oh, I’m getting dizzy!

CHARLIE- Everything is so lovely here. So planned, so ordered...and that’s what’s driving me crazy!

I need Brazil--the throb, the thrill

I’ve never been there, but someday I will

Adventure and danger, love from a stranger

Let me be surprised--la-da-da-da-da-da-ba-ba-ba

Today there’s sun, they said there’d be snow

When all’s said and done, it’s fun not to know

What keeps my heart humming is guessing what’s coming

Let me be surprised

Oh, ain’t it great

WHIPPET- Ain’t it great

CHARLIE- When fate makes you wait

WHIPPET- La-la-la-la-la-la-la

CHARLIE- The world seems mirthless

You feel worthless

And suddenly there’s a big bone on your plate

WHIPPET- Oh, Charlie, please remember

Down there’s a world of used cars and singles’ bars

Broken dreams and out of reach stars

CHARLIE- But it isn’t over, not for this Rover

I don’t like to steal, but I don’t buy this deal

In ‘bout three seconds, she’ll have realized

WHIPPET- Ohhh...

CHARLIE- And she’s gonna be

WHIPPET- Charlie, what are you doing?

CHARLIE- Wait ‘til you see

WHIPPET- What’s that you have behind your back?

CHARLIE- She’s gonna be

WHIPPET- Charlie! Don’t wind that watch!

CHARLIE- Surprised...

WHIPPET- Charlie!


 

“WHAT’S MINE IS YOURS”

performed by Burt Reynolds

CHARLIE- All right, it’s only a pizza, fellas. Come on. Do you mind sharing? Hey no, come on, don’t fight! All right, I’m gonna tell you something about sharing.

What’s mine is yours, what’s yours is mine

The more you share, the more the sun will shine

What’s mine is yours, what’s yours--hey! Will you give me that pizza? Look, stop it! This is not right. You shouldn’t be fighting. Listen to Uncle Charlie!

Whether you’re the boss or someone’s pet

The more you give, the more you’re gonna get

PUPPIES- You’ve got a little or a lot

You’ve got to share ‘cause you know what

Each other’s all that we have got

The sun will shine if you share all the time

CHARLIE- What’s mine is yours, what’s yours is mine

PUPPIES- You’ve got a little or a lot

You’ve got to share ‘cause you know what

Each other’s all we’ve got

The sun will shine if you share all the time

CHARLIE- The more you share, the more the sun will shine

PUPPIES- If you share all the time

CHARLIE- Whether you’re the boss or someone’s pet

PUPPIES- If you’re the boss or just a pet

I’m willing now to make a bet

CHARLIE- The more you give

PUPPIES- The more you give, the more you get

CHARLIE- The more you’re gonna get

PUPPIES- More than you had

CHARLIE- The more you’re gonna get

PUPPIES All your life

CHARLIE & PUPPIES- The more you’re gonna get

PUPPIES- All your life the more you’re gonna get


 

“SOON YOU’LL COME HOME”

performed by Lana Beeson

ANNE-MARIE- All I have is a picture

In my mind how it would be

If we were together

Let’s pretend that you’re far away

Let’s say you write to me

And you promise in your letter

That you’ll come home

Come home to my heart

When you come home

We’ll never be apart

If I keep dreaming of you

Start believing it’s true

Soon you’ll come home

Soon you’ll come home

Soon you’ll come home to my heart

Soon you’ll come home

Home to my heart

Soon you’ll come home

Home to my heart

If I believe


“LET’S MAKE MUSIC TOGETHER”

performed by Burt Reynolds and Ken Page

KING GATOR- I can’t eat a singer! I never could, I never will. What do you call that voice, little fella? That a baritone or a tenor?

CHARLIE- It’s, uhh...

KING GATOR- Oh, I don’t care. It’s just you and me.

Let’s make music together

Let’s make sweet harmony

Oh, let’s make music together, baby

You take the “do”, I’ll take the “ray”

You better hang on to me

We are birds of a feather

Looking for the right key

Oh, let’s make music together, baby

‘Cause only music makes a man free

Gonna make a beautiful song

Sing along

Gonna let that natural beat

Move your feet

When the music’s deep down in you

There’s nothing that you can do

But believe, oh believe

There ain’t nothing like singing

And our voices just blend

Oh

KING GATOR & CHARLIE- Let’s make music together, baby

Lift our voices together, partner

Let’s make music together, baby

And we’ll always be friends

KING GATOR- We’ll be friends!

CHARLIE- Let’s make music together

KING GATOR & CHARLIE- Let’s make sweet harmony

KING GATOR- Let’s make music together, baby

Oh, this is for you, Mama

Oh, let’s make music together

Let’s make sweet harmony, ho-ho-ho...


 

“LOVE SURVIVES”

performed by Irene Cara and Freddie Jackson

Now I know you’re safe here in my heart

You will always be with me

We’ll never be apart

Never knew how strong my love could be

You’re the one I’ve waited for

Now you’re home

I believe

Love survives beyond our lives

I feel those ties growing stronger

Love survives the tears we’ve cried

Yes, love survives it all

Love survives it all

Even when we want to run and hide

Love comes in to pull us through

From deep inside

Oh, the magic has made us who we are

Don’t you see we’ve come so far

Take my hand

You made me understand

Love survives beyond our lives

I feel those ties growing stronger

Love survives the tears we’ve cried

Yes, love survives it all

Love survives it all

Love survives beyond our lives

I feel those ties growing stronger

Love survives the tears we’ve cried

Yes, love survives it all

Love survives it all

Love survives it all