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Loving the English language as I do, here's some of what has touched me over the years. Hope they're as funny or thought-provoking for you as they were for me.


"It takes more strength to cry, admit defeat." --Madonna (from her song You'll See)

"Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow." --Dan Rather

"Ingonyama, nengw'enamabala." ("Here is a lion and a tiger.") --Lebo M. (From the Rhythm of the Pridelands CD and the Lion King movie)

"The deepest principle in Human Nature is the craving to be appreciated." --William James (Thanks, Jase)

"I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me." --The Cat Who Walked By Himself (from the Kipling story of the same name)

"The worst thing about death is the fact that when a man is dead it's impossible any longer to undo the harm you have done him, or to do the good you haven't done him. They say: live in such a way as to be always ready to die. I would say: live in such a way that anyone can die without you having anything to regret." --Leo Tolstoy

"All our dreams can come true -- if we have the courage to pursue them." --Walt Disney

"In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities." --Unknown (thanks, Lee Ann)

"Love and care -- the power's there; trust your heart... trust your heart." --Flying Dreams lullaby

"Hold my hand -- maybe we can't change the world, but I want to love you the best that I can." --Hootie and the Blowfish

"The moment may be temporary, but the memory lasts forever." --Bud Meyer

"Never trust the future,
Never miss the past --
If you live for the shining moment,
The moment may just last..."
--Simba, in another version of Can You Feel The Love Tonight... (thanks, Scott)

"Love hath no other than he who would give his life for his friend." --Bagheera (from The Jungle Book)

"There are many things that will catch your eye, but only a few that will catch your heart... pursue those." --Unknown (thanks, Mom)

"A man who has not found something he is willing to die for is not fit to live." --Martin Luther King, Jr.

"I am only one; but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; I will not refuse to do the something I can do." --Helen Keller (thanks, Cindy)

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggy' until you can find a rock." --Unknown

"Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius." --George Bernard Shaw

"Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy -- but socially dead." --Yakko (from Animaniacs)

"Heh heh heh... go scare a nun." --Hugo (one of the gargoyles in The Hunchback of Notre Dame, to Victor, another gargoyle)

"Place your head firmly between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye." --Butt-head

"Shut up or I'm going to put the smack on yo' ass, biatch!" --Beavis

"Oh, shut the fup uck!" --Khrissy Thomas (from something she saw...)

"Blinkin, fix your boobs! You look like a bloomin' Picasso!" --Will Scarlett (from Robin Hood: Men in Tights -- love that movie!)

"One way that people can tell they're getting old is that they only think about sex most of the time, instead of all of the time." --James W. Kalat (proof positive that psych textbooks DO have some interesting things in them!)

"There's no way that he could rape me, because that would imply that I didn't consent." --Jennifer Pearl

"A good definition of a nymphomaniac is someone who wants sex more than you do." --Alfred C. Kinsey (pioneer of psychological studies on sexual behavior -- yeah, this came from the psych text too!)

"People have told me that shot was something like the Kennedy assassination. It's a little morbid, but people have said to me, 'I'll always remember where I was when Kennedy was shot, and I'll always remember your shot against Phoenix.' It's become one of those things where people come up and tell you exactly where they were and what they were doing when the shot went in." --John Paxson, on his three-pointer which decided the outcome of the 1993 NBA finals (just for you, Johnny Pax, and all the Bulls fans out there...)