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By: Mirri |
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By: Mirri |
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter f, fuck is the only word that is referred to as the 'f-word'. It's the one magical word, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
Fuck as most words in the English language is derived from German,
the word 'fricken' which means to strike. In English, "fuck" falls into many
grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and
intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
It's meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as (John's doing
all the fucking work). As an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in john), and as part of
an adverb (Shirley talks too fucking much). As an adverb enhancing an adjective (Shirley
is fucking beautiful). As a noun (I don't give a fuck). As part of a word
(AbsoFUCKINGlutely or inFUCKINGcredible).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't
give a fuck), or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be
used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).
And as almost every word in the sentence (Fuck the fucking fuckers).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall
versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this
incredible word can be used to describe many situations and feelings:
Fraud (I got fucked at the used car lot)
Dismay (Ah, fuck it)
Trouble (I guess I'm really fucked now)
Aggression (Don't fuck with me buddy)
Difficulty (I don't understand this fucking question)
Inquiry (Who the fuck was that?)
Dissatisfaction (I don't like what the fuck is going on here)
Incompetence (He's a fuckoff)
Dismissal (Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?)
Greetings (How the fuck are ya?)
Confusion (What the fuck....?)
Despair (Fucked again...)
Pleasure (I fucking couldn't be happier)
Disorientation (Where the fuck are we?)
Disbelief (UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!)
Denial (I didn't fucking do it)
Perplexity (I know fuck all about it)
Apathy (Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?)
Suspicion (Who the fuck are you?)
Panic (Let's get the fuck out of here)
Directions (Fuck off)
Disbelief (How the fuck did you do that?)
It can be used in an anatomical description (He's a fucking asshole)
It can be used to tell time (It's five fucking thirty)
It can be used in business (How did I wind up with this fucking job?)
It can be maternal (Motherfucker)
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
What the fuck was that?
(Mayor of Hiroshima)
Where did all these fucking Indians come from?
(General Custer)
That's not a real fucking gun.
(John Lennon)
Who's gonna fucking find out?
(Richard Nixon)
Heads are going to fucking roll.
(Anne Boleyn)
Let the fucking woman drive.
(Commander of Space Shuttle Challenger)
What fucking map?
(Mark Thatcher)
Any fucking idiot could understand that.
(Albert Einstein)
It does so fucking look like her!
(Picasso)
How the fuck did you work that out?
(Pythagoras)
You want *what* on the fucking ceiling?
(Michaelangelo)
Fuck a duck.
(Walt Disney)
I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head.
(John F. Kennedy )
Why?- Because its fucking there!
(Edmund Hilary)
I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?
(Joan of Arc)
Where the fuck is all this water coming from?
(Captain of the Titanic)
Scattered fucking showers my ass.
(Noah)
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the
word?
We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify
the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and PROUDLY.
FUCK YOU!
This was taken from somewhere on the Internet many, many eons ago.
Unfortunately, its origin remains shrouded in mystery...
(which is probably how the author would have wanted it)
