The Nalaholics Anonymous Pledge

    I hereby admit to the world, and myself, that I am a Nalaholic. I acknowledge Nala as the hottest thing on four legs. I declare to all, that although there are great characters in the Lion King, Nala is the best. For no reason should I fear my feelings towards this lioness because I believe it to be wholly due.
    I pledge myself to her happiness and defense, and to always hold her in the highest esteem. To you, Nala, Queen of Pride Rock, I give my undying loyalty.