Huh? What? OH! I'm sorry, I didn't see you coming in! I was too engrossed with my work. What's that you say? It really IS a piece of work? Well, I try to do my best. As you can see around you, I like to dabble with my limited art and literature abilities. Feel free to browse through them all-- I don't charge money for the experience, after all. I'm always so busy... I wonder how many have passed by without my knowing it... What? Look at the counter? How the heck did THAT get there??!! ;) Hrmmm... So 8327 people have come here?!? ...And I thought *I* was wasting time. ;)
What variety you have before you!
My little art page of a few of the good ones I have done over the years...
A vast collection of humourous things I've written about The Lion King.
If you thought the first fifty pieces of literature was bad, consider THIS!
My first "novel" ever completed-- "It Was a Dark and Stormy Night"
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