Subject: I need your help, Listers! Date: Fri, 25 Sep 1998 14:56:11 -0500 From: Rindimo Reply-To: TLK-L@lionking.org Organization: L.O.S.T.--C.A.U.S.E. To: TLK Mailing List I need a vote from you all-- Which is the better parody? I'm rather undecisive about them, seeing that they both are pretty good. ;) What's you opinion on which one is the funniest? Here they are: Addicted to Nala By: Rindimo Cheetah NOT Robert Palmer. ;) Your lights are on, but not upstairs Your mind-- it seems impaired Your heart sweats, you body shakes A flick of her tail is what it takes. You can't sleep, you can't eat Not when, she's in heat Your throat is tight, you can't breathe another somersault is all you need! Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to her fluff-- oh YEAH! It's closer to say you can't get enough-- you know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to Nala. You see the signs, but you can't read You're hormones are running, at a differrent speed Your heart beats, double time One more kiss, and you'll unwind! A one track mind! You can't be saved. Oblivion is all you crave There's some tail-- there for you You don't mind, if you do. Whoa, You'd like to think that you're immune to her stuff-- Oh Yeah! It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough-- You're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to NALA! Might as well face it, you're addicted to Nala Might as well face it, you're addicted to Nala Might as well face it, you're addicted to Nala Might as well face it, you're addicted to Nala Might as well face it, you're addicted to Nala Your lights are on, but you're not home Your mind-- I think it's blown. Your heart sweats, your teeth grind Something about her, you're about to find! Whoa, You'd like to think that you're immune to her stuff-- Oh Yeah! It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough-- You're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to NALA! Might as well face it, you're addicted to Nala Might as well face it, you're addicted to Nala Might as well face it, you're addicted to Nala Might as well face it, you're addicted to Nala Might as well face it, you're addicted to Nala. Well.. there wasn't much changed... isn't that neat with double meanings? "Lights are on... hee hee.." Now for the better, IMO: Addicted to Bugs By: Rindimo Cheetah Not Robert Palmer... Your lights are on, but you're not home Your stomach-- it starts to groan. Your heart sweats, your body shakes Another hit, is what it takes You can't sleep-- you have to eat There's no doubt-- your gut is beat Your flanks are tight, you can't breathe Just one more beetle is all you need! Whoa, Nala wonders how you can be immune to her fluff-- Oh yeah! And she wonders why you don't want to pleasure her enough-- you know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to BUGS! You've stretching lines, but you still feed you're eating at an accelerating speed You're heart beats, double time Another Sugar ant, and you'll unwind!! A one track mind! You can't be saved. Creepy-Crawlies is all you crave. if there's some left for you you don't mind if you do. Whoa, your friends wonder why they started you in this stuff-- Oh yeah! They've changed their habits, you've given them enough-- you know you're gonna hafta face it, you're addicted to BUGS! Might as well face it, you're addicted to BUGS! Might as well face it, you're addicted to BUGS! Might as well face it, you're addicted to BUGS! Might as well face it, you're addicted to BUGS! Might as well face it, you're addicted to BUGS! Your lights are on, but you're not home Your stomach-- it starts to groan. Your heart sweats, your teeth grind Too many blue ones, puts you in a bind!! Whoa, You say you're in control, but it's no more than a bluff-- Oh Yeah! The truth is your breath smells bad, and you're no longer buff-- you know you're gonna have to face it you're addicted to BUGS! Might as well face it, you're addicted to BUGS! Might as well face it, you're addicted to BUGS! Might as well face it, you're addicted to BUGS! Might as well face it, you're addicted to BUGS! Might as well face it, you're addicted to BUGS! Well... there you have it. Hee hee! so many parodies and such on my Hard Drive, and so little time to dish them out... ;) -- Rindimo Cheetah (rindimo@bellsouth.net) +Founder, and only member of L.O.S.T.-- C.A.U.S.E (League Of Simplistic Technology-- Creating All Unforeseen Solutions Evident) +FCOS Lost & Found Clerk ICQ # : 12915153 +Amateur Artist/Writer/Musician AOL IM : Rindimo1 +Bachelor <=( Webpage: http://www.geocities.com/soho/museum/9957/ ********************************************************************* Well don't stop. Whatever you do, don't stop. Because as soon as you stop, you're forgotten. - Mageuzi *********************************************************************