Subject: Affirmative! <sort of a spoiler>
Date: Thu, 29 Oct 1998 00:01:47 -0600
From: Rindimo <rindimo@bellsouth.net>
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.                               Affirmative!
                        By: The Parodinator Rindimo Cheetah

        Zira watched as both Nuka and Vitanni ran back from their espionage
mission into the Pride Lands.   Judging from their pace, and the look on
their faces, however, something was not right.  She dug her claws in
anger into the hard rock under her paws, as her two children-- gasping
for breath-- approached her.
        "Mother," Vitanni huffed out, "Kovu is one of them!"
        "What!?"  Zira bellowed out, "Are you sure?"
        "Affirmative."  Vitanni replied.
        "No, no, no!" Zira chided, "You gotta listen to the way people
talk.  See, you don't say like 'Affirmative' or some crap like that.
You say... no problemo."

        Vitanni nods, filing away the information, and awaiting further
instructions.

        "If someone comes off to you with an attitude, you say 'Eat
me'... if you wanna shine them on, it's 'Hasta la vista, baby'."
        "Hasta la vista, baby"?
        "Yeah, or 'later, dipwad.'  Or if someone gets upset you say
'chill out.'  Like that.  Or you can do combinations."
        "Chill out, dipwad."
        "That's great!  See, you're getting it."
        "No problemo."

        Zira Smiled happily.  Another lesson in training was completed.  ;)

                                The End. ;)

                                -Rindimo Cheetah
                                (rindimo@bellsouth.net)

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