Subject: Be Repaired! Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1998 20:07:56 -0500 From: Rindimo Reply-To: TLK-L@lionking.org Organization: L.O.S.T.--C.A.U.S.E. To: TLK Mailing List Lions, and gentlemen... Cubs, and girls of all ages... I present to you... a cheetah that needs no introduction-- you can hear him laughing a mile away-- but we're going to introduce him anyway, because we want to milk this show for as much as we can: RINDIMO!!! Rindimo: You stupid Car! How many more times must I tell you??!! Be Repaired By: Rindimo Cheetah I know that your torque and belt tension Is as wacked as stinkin' Windows Ninety Five. But knicked as you are... PAY ATTENTION! I'm disturbed... but you still are my ride. It's clear by your fragrant emissions the pipes aren't all on downstairs. And I'm hearing PINGS and COLLISIONS! ANd Transmission fluid is squirting everywheres! So be repaired-- for once in your lifetime! Be repaired-- Fulfill my wildest dream! A Shining new car now Seems not very far now And where do you feature? Better talk to a preacher! Bills I've been bombarded. Why haven't you been discarded? When will I ever stop singing the blues? You better do justice this time, I swear-- BE REPAIRED! Be Repaired... Yeah, It'll be repaired... or what? Or the death of your well being! Why, I didn't even know I was sick! No fool, I'm gonna kill you if you don't fix my car! Well who's Idea was that? Ping ping! Ping ping! la la la la laaaa la! Idiots! There'd better not be a ping! What you say again? Fix that thing, or you'll never see daylight again!! I guess we'd better get these wires connected, And the ping can no longer be ignored... Or course, Don't ya know, You're expected To use them bolts laying on the floor!!! There are many sockets of many sizes And though I'm no professional, you see... The point that I must emphasise is-- FIX THAT STINKIN' CAR FOR MEEE!!! So repair-- Or you'll meet your destiny! Be repaired! You foul over head cam! (OOooh! La La La!) Maliciously clanking (We need tools) Ungraciously cranking (lots of tools) Decadence of the Idle (Before it's too late) Is making me turn vile (get the duct tape!) Your work is refuted! My money's been looted! Geez, all this blunder be damned! Yes my teeth and munitions are bared Be repaired! Yes my car's as dead as can be dared-- BE REPAIRED!!! Hee hee! Believe it or not... I just got my car from the mechanic... AND EVERY THING WORKS! =) I just had to write this thing... the idea was so silly! It seemed alot funnier than "Be Impared" ;p' -Rindimo Cheetah --  The Tiger is made to kill and hunt, The Lion too, but more towards fight. The Leopards and Jaguars were made to climb, And Cheetahs made for earthly flight. But there is one creature of forgotten lore: Shrouded in mystery, be that it's trade, Of other virtues, it has all four- Respect the Puma, and what God made. -Rindimo E-mail Address: Rindimo@bellsouth.net *If you can read this, then I am still an eligible bachelor!*  Founder (and only member) of: The L.O.S.T.- C.A.U.S.E. (League Of Simplistic Technology- Causing All Unforseen Solutions Evident) K.I.S.S.: Keep It Simple, Stupid. (Long neglected scientific principle)