Subject: Wanna hear a Hyena joke? Date: Sat, 21 Mar 1998 13:29:10 -0600 From: Rindimo Reply-To: TLK-L@lionking.org Organization: L.O.S.T.-- C.A.U.S.E To: tlk-l@lionking.org Hee hee! I've been meaning to post this one for quite a while... and finally rememberred it while I was at my computer. There were two lion cubs that were laughing, and giggling as they wrestled, and played around. By some accident, they unknowingly went past the boundaries of the pridelands, and wanderred into the elephant graveyard. It was only a matter of time, before they stumbled across a trio of hyenas who were quite startled by their giggles. "What're YOU laughing at?" Grumbled the leader. One of the cubs spoke up, and still giggling, innocently asked, "Hey! wanna hear a Hyena joke?" By this time, the other two hyenas had begun circling around the two cubs, as the leader spoke again. "All right, Let's get something straight before you start telling that joke. See my teeth in my mouth? Well, these babies can crack a wildebeeste's thigh bone with the greatest of ease. And see my friend over there? He can outrun even CHEETAHS, let alone LIONS. And see my other friend? Besides him being totally crazy and demented, he has some of the sharpest claws around. So, kid, are you still gonna tell that joke?" The cub scrunched his face up in thought for a little while, and then shook his head. "Nah," he said, "I wouldn't want to have to explain it three times." HEHE! hope you enjoyed it! -Rindimo --  The Tiger is made to kill and hunt, The Lion too, but more towards fight. The Leopards and Jaguars were made to climb, And Cheetahs made for earthly flight. But there is one creature of forgotten lore: Shrouded in mystery, be that it's trade, Of other virtues, it has all four- Respect the Puma, and what God made. -Rindimo E-mail Address: Rindimo@bellsouth.net *If you can read this, then I am still an eligible bachelor!*  Founder (and only member) of: The L.O.S.T.- C.A.U.S.E. (League Of Simplistic Technology- Causing All Unforseen Solutions Evident) K.I.S.S.: Keep It Simple, Stupid. (Long neglected scientific principle)