Subject: Evil, EVIL joke...
Date: Sun, 11 Apr 1999 23:07:03 -0500
From: Rindimo <skratkat@yahoo.com>
Organization: L.O.S.T.--C.A.U.S.E.

This is one of those jokes that require a mildly sick, nasty mind.
Therefore, I can only warn you not to read this letter.  Chances are,
it's not as bad as I think, but it never hurts to take precautions. ;)

        A man walks into the pridelands coverred in dust, and desperate for a
drink.  One could tell by the clothes he wore, that he must have been on
a hunting safari-- what with the clips of ammo he had on his belt.  Much
to the man's dismay though, bullets are worthless without the rifle he
had lost in the desert.
        The worst thing that could happen to the man walked into his sight.  It
was a male lion alerted of his position, and adamant about defending its
territory.
        In desperation, the man cried out: "Please, kind lion!  Don't kill me!"
        "What are you doing on my land!?" The lion unexpectedly growled back.
        The man was too frightened to be taken aback by a talking lion.  "I'm
lost.  I'm sorry.  All I want is a drink of water, and I'll
leave-- I promise!"
        The lion examined the man, and the clothes he was wearing.
        "YOU'RE A HUNTER!" The lion roared at the man in anger, and was getting
ready to slash at him.
        "NO NO NO, sir!  I'm not anything like that!"
        "Then what are you?"
        "I'm a specialized taxidermist."
        "A *WHAT*?"
        "Yes, a specialized taxidermist.  You see..."  The man swallowed hard,
"I specialize in mounting only lions to make my living..."  The man
weakly, and meekly replied.  He closed his eyes, waiting for the giant
beast to rip his head off-- now that the truth has slipped out.
        "Hey, what do you know!?" The lion laughed as he slapped the man on the
back.  "We're in the same line of work!"

                        The End.  ;p'

--
                                -Rindimo Cheetah
                                (rindimo@bellsouth.net)

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        Technology--  Creating All Unforeseen Solutions Evident)
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"One thing nothing can destroy, is our pride deep inside we are one!"

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