Subject: Living la Cheetah Loca!
Date: Mon, 04 Oct 1999 20:01:52 -0500
From: Rindimo Cheetah <Rindimo_@bellsouth.net>
Reply-To: TLK-L@lionking.org
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.               Living La Cheetah Loca
                        As parody-ized by:
                Rindi "Martin" Cheetah. ;)

        (Note:  Original is Ricky Martin's "Livin' La Vida Loca")
        (Also, I have no idea how accurate the lyrics I found are.)

        He lives offa his intuition
        Black spots and Kudu parts.
        I feel a premonition
        That cat's gonna make me smart. (As in HURT)
        He's into new sensations,
        New kicks in the pridelands!
        He's got a chocolate addiction
        And has extra-idle hands!
        He'll make you take your
        panties off and sing Upendi in the rain!
        He'll make you live his crazy life
        But he'll take away your pain!
        Like a bullet to your brain!

Chorus:
Upside inside out
He's livin' la Cheetah loca!
He'll push and pull you down
Livin' la Cheetah loca!
His spots are coffee black,
And his pelt's the color of egg-yoke-a!
He will wear you out
Livin' la Cheetah loca!
He's livin la Cheetah loca!


Woke up in a meerkat colony,
In a funky drunken spell.
He took my alba
And he took my money...
He must still be out drinkin' still.
He never tips the waiter,
And makes you prank call
Simba's domain!
Once you're faced with him-- MAN,
You'll never be the same!
Yeah, he'll make you go insane!

Chorus:
He'll make you take your
panties off and sing Upendi in the rain!
He'll make you live his crazy life
Until you go insane!
No, you'll never be the same!!

Upside inside out
He's livin' la Cheetah loca!
He'll push and pull you down
Livin' la Cheetah loca!
His spots are coffee black
And his pelt's the color of egg-yoke-a!
He will wear you out
Livin' la Cheetah loca!
He's livin la Cheetah loca!

Upside inside out
He's livin' la Cheetah loca!
He'll push and pull you down
Livin' la Cheetah loca!
His spots are coffee black
And his pelt's the color of egg-yoke-a!
He will wear you out
Livin' la Cheetah loca!
He's livin la Cheetah loca!

Livin' la Cheetah loca!
Livin' la Cheetah loca!
Livin' la Cheetah loca!

All I have to say is:  :)
                                -Rindimo Cheetah
                                (rindimo_@bellsouth.net)

"What doesn't kill me only makes more bills!" -- Charles Barta

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