Subject: Re: Sarafina vs. Sarabi Celbrity Death Match, Part 2 Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1998 22:23:33 -0500 From: Rindimo Reply-To: TLK-L@lionking.org Organization: L.O.S.T.--C.A.U.S.E. To: TLK-L@lionking.org Cboy8498@aol.com wrote: > Imagine that Sarabi and Sarafina are in a ring...the bell rings, and they > attack each other...who would win? I think this might give Rindimo an Idea for > a story............. INDEED IT DID! =) Shanobi, I do believe you're on to something here! =) Question is.... with my warped mind... do you still want to take credit for this story I have done? ;) Celebrity Deathmatch #69 By: Rindimo Cheetah Idea initiated by: Shanobi It was another well-lit stadium night with the air filled with electricity, the smell of hotdogs, and many a vendor shouting out his goods. The cameramen were testing out all their equipment, and the referees checked out the ring that would hold tonight's fight, inspecting and making sure it was fit for the job. Then the crowd hushed as they heard a loud screech of a microphone come on, and a referree step up to it. "Ladieeeeeeeees, and GEnnnnnnnnnnnnnntlemen! Tonight, without further ado, I present to you Fight #69 of the Celebrity death matches!!" The enormous croud shouts and cheers uncontrollably for a few minutes, as the reff awkwardly awaits fro it to die down. He's never SEEN so many people ever come to watch one of THESE battles. "In this Corner, Weighing in at well over two hundred--" "AAACK!!" Someone screamed from out of the way, "DON'T TELL THEM MY WEIGHT!!!!" "Yes, sorry," The referree begrudginly obliged. "In this corner, With Measurements that have made many a Lion Drool, I give you-- Seductive Sar-Ra-Finaaaaaaaa!!!!" As if the crowd's previous shout wasn't loud enough, this one took the roof off-- if there was one. Sarafina slyly slinked into the ring, wearing a little red silk cape, along with a red whip, and a red mask adorning her scantily-clad silky two-piece suit. She taunted the audience by walking around, wigging those alluring hips of hers. Many males in the audience held up signs that said "Love you Saffy!" with little hearts on them... "And in this corner, ALSO with measurements able to rival her opponent... a Queen that needs no introduction; the reigning champion-- Sensuous Saaa-RA-biii!" Yet again, to the same effect, the croud cheered and waved signs, as Sarabi danced in purple harem dress upon the stage, wearing a very seductive veil across her face, and those see- through sleeves, and pants legs that all the sheeks so love to seek after a perilous trek through the desert. Of course, the crowd really hooted, when after a small dance, she took the costume off to reveal the same type suit Sarafina was sporting-- only purple. "Shall we begin, ladies?" The referree asked, as he led the two to the mud pit in the center of the ring. "No biting, or drawing blood. No foul language, and no clawing at one another's eyes. other than that, have some good clean fun." The bell rang for round one, and the two began to try to wrestle one another to the ground, into the mud. As if by luck, Sarafina was able to force Sarabi to her knees, and shove her muzzle into the mud. Overjoyed at herself, she jumped up and down in joy-- much to the audience's pleasure, of course. But Sarabi was not out of the game so soon. In the middle of a jump, Sarabi grabbed Saffy's foot, and caused her to fall face first into the mud as well. "MY-- OUTFIT! YOU DIRTIED MY OUTFIT!!" Sarafina threw a glob of mud, and smacked Sarabi good on the hindquarters. "You doody-tooty!!" Sarabi growled and smotherred a good portion of the mudpit across Saffy's chest. "Fake Double Take!" "AM NOT!" "ARE SO!" At that point, the two began throwing mud with a passion, flinging it as fast as they could grab it. Within minutes, they were coverred head to toe. They then just began grabbing at eachother, and trying to humiliate the other as best they could by shoving them face-first into the mud-pit. In one of the struggles, articles of clothing began to come off. Funny thing, but flashbulbs of thousands of cameras went off at the same time, too. A cheetah who was faster than the guards, ran up and grabbed a part of one of the two lionesses' suits. Finally, after what seemed like only seconds, the bell clanged to signify that round one was over. Oddly enough, that was when the announcers finally remembered to comment on the game... "WOW..." All three of them said. The referree walked up to the two where were still wrestling about in the mud, and has to separate the two from their deathgrips... "All right, audience? Who do you think won? How about Sensuos Sarabi?" Sarabi stepped forward to recieve many cheers from the crowd. She smiled, and took a bow. "Well," Commented the referree, "Let's see if the reigning champion can hold her title. Let's see what the audience says about Seductive Sarafina?" Sarafina steps forward to recieve an almost deafening roar. In the joy of it all, she jumps up and down again-- generating an even louder roar. "There you have it, Seductive Sarafina wins!" The referree hands her the trophy. "But Sensuous Sarabi will always be the winner, in my eyes..." As Sarafina held the trophy, waiting for the cameras to focus, Sarabi slopped a large glob of mud ontop of her head-- initiating the historical "Unnoficial Round 2 of 1998." The End. Hee hee... I know of many TLK'ers that would pay to see THAT! ;) > Bye! > The lion that is slowly getting over his jealosy of Rindimo through multiple > support groups and several "shrinks", > Shanobi Bah! 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