Subject: You figure it out. (Naughty post) Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1998 00:07:17 -0500 From: Rindimo Reply-To: TLK-L@lionking.org Organization: L.O.S.T.--C.A.U.S.E. To: TLK Mailing List Consider this a test of how naughty your mind really is. >;p' Others have done worse... So I feel semi- safe to post this thing that swam in my head about a month or two ago. ;) The Encounter Written By: Rindimo Cheetah A very beautiful lioness was walking through the grass. I complemented her-- 'said she had a nice-- face And her overall looks, they were totally sublime. She smiled, said "Thanks. Come with me if you want to have a good-- meal." So I said, "Okay, girl, then we'll call it a date! And after the meal perchance we could-- talk?" "My name is Petunia-- Hey, that would be neat! Considering that I am consumed in my-- loneliness." "My name is Rindimo. Loneliness? For what reason? Especially for some beauty that is already in-- her prime." "OOh, you sweetalker! Keep that up, and you will prevail And win my affections, and get you a little-- Wildebeest. "Sorry about that, my manners tend to be shoddy, appoint the hour we meet, so I can ravage your-- cuisine." "Evening would be nice, promptness I must enforce if you want to have this date, and do some-- conversing." "Don't worry, Gorgeous, I won't be a chump! I'll come a little early, for you I want to-- see again." "All right, dear sir, so handsome and so bright, I'll see you until then, and perhaps for the rest of the-- meal." So at the appointed time, I promptly did appear She greeted me with a hug, while I grabbed her-- a seat. Dinner was wonderful! I had to attest. She giggled at my vigor, whilst I nibbled on her-- appetizers. And the main course? It was the best thing! We ended up with both our mouths doing a little-- plate licking. After dinner, we gazed at stars, mars, and venus. She quickly tired of that, and went and bit my-- tail. It was a joyful game of tag! As being game, I'm one you can count! My prize for finally catching her? Why, her I finally got to-- kiss. As fun as it all was, it was starting to get terribly late. We each had things to do tomorrow, so we said goodnight after the-- game. And that was my encounter. A wonderful, memorable thing that was grand. ...And next week it's my treat! And here I thought it was all a one-night-- dream. The End. ;) Still finishing old story ideas on his hard drive... -Rindimo Cheetah (rindimo@bellsouth.net) +Founder, and only member of L.O.S.T.-- C.A.U.S.E (League Of Simplistic Technology-- Creating All Unforeseen Solutions Evident) +FCOS Lost & Found Clerk ICQ # : 12915153 +Amateur Artist/Writer/Musician AOL IM : Rindimo1 +Bachelor <=( Webpage: http://www.geocities.com/soho/museum/9957/ ********************************************************************* Well don't stop. Whatever you do, don't stop. Because as soon as you stop, you're forgotten. - Mageuzi *********************************************************************