Subject: Another crossover thingy... Date: Mon, 06 Jul 1998 03:03:30 -0500 From: Rindimo Reply-To: TLK-L@lionking.org Organization: L.O.S.T.--C.A.U.S.E. To: tlk-l@lionking.org I got this silly Idea about sticking Scar into Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail... The tale of Sir Scaralot... Ahadi: One day, Boy, This'll all be yours! Scar: The cave? Ahadi: No, Not the CAVE! Everywhere the light touches... except for beyond our borders... But that's where You're going to come in! Scar: What, through the cave? Ahadi: No, you twit! I've arranged for you to marry That outsider King's Girl... oh, what's her name... Xena? Zira? Scar: What? Ahadi: I've arranged that you marry The Outsider's Girl, Zira. Scar: But Father! I don't want to get married! Ahadi: What? Now look Scab-- Scar: Scar! Ahadi: WHatever. This is for the pride to go on! We need new genes in the family! The interfamily bond is getting so close, Disney is thinking of going to another pride for the movie rights to the sequel! Scar: But father, I don't want to get married. Ahadi: Oh, and what are you going to do? Scar: I want to.... Sing! Ahadi!: No!! Stop that! No son of mine is going to be in a musical! WHat's wrong with you boy? I hear THis Zira girl is one-of-a-kind... pretty face... SHe's got these BIG.... Scar: Tracts of land? Ahadi: No... This is a kid's show. I can't say it. YOu get the picture, don't you? Scar: But father-- Ahadi: No BUTs! (she's got those assets feminine, too.) ANyway, Now stay here... Until I get back. GUARD! Rafiki: Yes sir? Ahadi: Keep the prince here, until I come back and get him. Understand? Rafiki: Yess, I understan'! Dee Boy Stays heah, until jyou cum back and ged him.... Ahadi: No, he-- uh... why yes, that's right. Huh... Narrator: Well... I guess now we know the ending to this story, eh? Poor, poor Scar. The End Well... The idea sounded funny.... and of course, you'd have to have saw the Monty Python movie in order to fully enjoy the silly skit. If you haven't seen it, I recommend going out to your local video store, and seeing if they have it... Truly a funny show! -Rindimo --  The Tiger is made to kill and hunt, The Lion too, but more towards fight. The Leopards and Jaguars were made to climb, And Cheetahs made for earthly flight. But there is one creature of forgotten lore: Shrouded in mystery, be that it's trade, Of other virtues, it has all four- Respect the Puma, and what God made. -Rindimo E-mail Address: Rindimo@bellsouth.net *If you can read this, then I am still an eligible bachelor!*  Founder (and only member) of: The L.O.S.T.- C.A.U.S.E. (League Of Simplistic Technology- Causing All Unforseen Solutions Evident) K.I.S.S.: Keep It Simple, Stupid. (Long neglected scientific principle)