Subject: Parodies Galore Date: Mon, 19 Jan 1998 01:24:11 -0800 From: Rindimo Reply-To: TLK-L@lionking.org Organization: Gulf Coast Community College To: tlk-l@lionking.org My little brain has already forgotten who it was that posted parodies of popular songs. Though I have come up with some, I found parodies of NOVELS alittle more to my preferences (PLEASE! no one get upset w/me!) Anyway, here is just a bunch of ideas for people to use: 1. The Lost Pride Land (parody between jurassic park, and the lost world) Dr. Shenzi and Dr. Bonzai visit a secret waterhole resort designed by th hyena Ed hammond. A cheetah named Rindimo joins them to protest of the resort. ed: "Ehhhh! oooh! ah ah, haa haa! Amber! ma woooo haa haa! spared no expense!" rindimo: you see! he's crazy! kaos! kaos will come of this! bonzai: I agree. predators and scavengers are a dangerous mix. ed: awwww! bwa bwa wwaaaooo, tour? shenzi: sounds like fun! You know the rest of the story at this point... so... next scene! Imagine three little critters in a jeep built for animals, as two lions beat and tear the vehicle apart, and push it off a cliff... okay, next scene :) The trio is walking in the woods trying to find the geo thermal power station (like i said, this is a mix of jurassic, and lost wrld) bonzai: d'jya hear that? rindimo: aw, c'mon, bonzai, it's just a meercat! bonzai: but why isn't it afraid of us? shenzi: well, being they never saw a hyena (or cheetah) before, they have no reason to fear us. next scene shows trio running, being chased by ravenous pack of meercats. :) I'll let you figure out the rest! you get the gist anyway, right? yay! next parody! 2. Hey, it's the 90's (political parody) what if the pridelands had today's politics? let's find out... Go to scene of stampede: mufasa pero: scar, brother... help me! scar:Are you nuts?! wait, you are nuts! that's why I voted for rush limbaugh! Scar pushes him off the cliff, mufasa screams, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" next scene: bonzai: hey boss! we got a bone to pick with you! Shenzi: I'll handle this! Scar, there's no food, no water... this health care plan just isn't working! Bonzai: Yeah, it's dinner time, an i ain't got no stinkin' food stamps! scar: It's the lionesses' job to fill out the tax forms... bonzai: yeah, but they're outta money! scar: uhh... zazu? zazu: Oh, this never would've happened had mufasa pero- Scar: what did you say?!! Zazu: uh, new government spending philosophy? scar: good, now get out! bonzai: yeah, but we're still on government support scar: I said out! (I can feel the millions of protesting e-mails rushing to my mailbox right about now...) next scene: Scar: SARAAABI! sarabi: yes, scar? scar: where is your tax attorney party? they're not doing their job. sarabi: scar, there is no money to tax! it grew littl wings and moved on.. scar:no, you're just not working hard enough! sarabi: it's over! if you were half the politician mufasa was- scar:I'M TEN TIMES THE POLITICIAN MUFASA WAS! sarabi: .... hey, you're right! simba comes on the scene... simba clinton: scar, i challenge you to a heated, controversial debate! go to room with two podiums: simba clinton:...and that's how I'D fix the health care problem... scar: health care?! has anyone seen what he EATS!? simba: that's besides the point! scar: and what about the alligations of you an that panthress jones? and what about the "green jungle" scam? simba: ummm.... In short, simba *is* elected, but Nala does all the real work. :) That's about it for now. PLEASE: this is just lighthearted typing... i'm not trying to offend any one ON PURPOSE. just laugh, and move on. thanx. -Rindimo