Subject: "I Just Can't Wait to beeeEEEEE--...." Date: Mon, 20 Jul 1998 21:32:07 -0500 From: Rindimo Reply-To: TLK-L@lionking.org Organization: L.O.S.T.--C.A.U.S.E. To: tlk-l@lionking.org Really, if you have something better to do-- do it. ;) ...And I guess you now know where my mind has slumped, too. (I don't want to hear anything about this from you, sichi! ;) ) Parents... If your kids start singing this in the car... oy... They must be trying to tell you something... But anyway... I'll take the blame for it. :) Yep, I'm a very responsible person. WHen something gets broken, or trouble is started... guess who's always held responsible? Hee hee! I couldn't help myself... Me and Kidsimba were talking... and I got this Idea when chatting with him.. perfect timing, eh? I still think his is the funniest thing I've read in quite a while, though. ATTABOY, KIDSIMBA!! :) And what's with all this icky stuff? What? You don't do any of these bodily functions we're writing about? I'd love to hear from you about it... Anyway... I told him if he'd post his parody... I'd follow up his with my horrid version of the song. Anyway: "I Just Can't Wait to Be Peeing" It's gonna be a mighty Pee! So all you trees beware! I only need a little drink, To get the plumbing working down there. It's gonna be a draining event, Like no pee was before! I'm brushing up on my aim, I'm drinking liquid more and more! The fauna and the flora will feel my sting... Oh I just can't wait to be peeing! (Um... should I really continue this song? oh well...) Gotta stop drinking like this... Gotta keep thoughts away from here... Gotta keep stopping myself... Gotta pee over there! Running like hell all the way! Running... hoping everything will be okay!!! I think it's time, the tree and I Arranged a heart to heart. Though these things aren't exactly best greetings, for a conversation to start. But this is where my intentions are headed. Count me in. In indulgence, In relief-- The best there's even been. I think it's time I really must begin! Oh I just can't wait to be peeing! Working that kidney on the left.... Working that kidney on the right... Whenever I'm done... Oy! When's the end in sight?! Every creature can hear my pee-eeing. It can be heard in the herd and on the wing... This is the most poisoned tree I've ever seen! Oh, I just can't wait to be peeing! Oh I just can't wait to be peeing! OY! Man... I'm still peeing! ;) Deathly affraid to attach his name to this post, -Rindimo --  The Tiger is made to kill and hunt, The Lion too, but more towards fight. The Leopards and Jaguars were made to climb, And Cheetahs made for earthly flight. But there is one creature of forgotten lore: Shrouded in mystery, be that it's trade, Of other virtues, it has all four- Respect the Puma, and what God made. -Rindimo E-mail Address: Rindimo@bellsouth.net *If you can read this, then I am still an eligible bachelor!*  Founder (and only member) of: The L.O.S.T.- C.A.U.S.E. (League Of Simplistic Technology- Causing All Unforseen Solutions Evident) K.I.S.S.: Keep It Simple, Stupid. (Long neglected scientific principle)