Subject: Re: [pkeepers_l] Subjects of the Week (12) Date: Mon, 07 Dec 1998 15:39:01 -0600 From: Rindimo Organization: L.O.S.T.--C.A.U.S.E. To: "pkeepers_l@towi.net" "You're Going to Save the Pridelands, and You're Going to Like It!!!" By: Rindimo Cheetah. "Isn't this a great place?" Simba enthusiastically asked his love, as he flopped into a natural hammock of vines growing next to the waterfall. "It is beautiful," Nala commented, "But there's one thing I don't understand. All this time, you were alive... Why didn't you come back?" "I needed to get out on my own, live my own life," Simba replied. "We really needed you back home..." "Heh.. no one needs me..." Simba looked off into the dark jungle surrounding them. "Simba, you're the king." "No I'm not. Scar's king." "Simba, Scar let the hyenas take over the pridelands. There's no food, no water-- Simba, if you don't do something, everyone will die!" He sighed at the trouble Nala had presented to him. "I can't go back..." "Why?" "You wouldn't understand." "What wouldn't I understand??" "Uh, it's nothing. Hakuna Matata." "What?" "Look... There's some things you just can't do anything about in life, so why worry?" Nala was shocked. "Because it's your responsibility!" Simba looked hurt. "Well what about you? You left!" "I left to find help. And I found you. Don't you get it? You're our only hope." "Hrmph! You know, you're beginning to sound just like my father." "Good. At least one of us does." He stopped in his tracks. "LISTEN! You think you can just tell me how to live my life??? You don't know wha--" "YOU'RE DARN TOOTIN'!!!" Nala shouted as she grabbed Simba's ear, and started to stormily walk off into the desert. "I'm your mate, stupid! I say you're going to save the Pridelands whether you like it or not, and what I say GOES!!!!" After many painful hours of ear tugging, the two finally end up at the outskirts of the Pridelands. "Now you be a good little lion, and kick Scar's @$$, YOU HEAR ME???" "Yes ma'am..." Simba whimpered as he walked towards Pride Rock with his tail between his legs. The End. -Rindimo Cheetah (rindimo@bellsouth.net) +Founder, and only member of L.O.S.T.-- C.A.U.S.E (League Of Simplistic Technology-- Creating All Unforeseen Solutions Evident) +FCOS Lost & Found Clerk ICQ # : 12915153 +Amateur Artist/Writer/Musician AOL IM : Rindimo1 +Bachelor ? <=7 Webpage: http://www.lionking.org/~rindimo/index.shtml + Honorable Member of the Pride Keepers. "One thing nothing can destroy, is our pride deep inside we are one!" ********************************************************************* Well don't stop. Whatever you do, don't stop. Because as soon as you stop, you're forgotten. - Mageuzi *********************************************************************