Subject: "The Snarft Pweebers of Pantimoani"
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1998 16:46:33 -0500
From: Rindimo <rindimo@bellsouth.net>
Reply-To: TLK-L@lionking.org
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"The Snarft Pweebers of Pantimoani"
                Written by:  Nbowa and Rindimo

        <PLUG REALLY BIG FLASHING DISCLAIMER SIGN HERE.>

        Heh... This is bad.  This is really bad!  I don't even know why I'm
posting this, because I KNOW without a shadow of a doubt, that this is
bad!  Hee hee... Badbadbadbadbadbadbadbad!  Heh...  Really, by all
means... if you have a conscience you wish to keep pure, and
unadulterated, use your better judgement, and look away from this
monstrosity at once!  heh...  I can't believe I'm posting this... hee
hee...  Well.... yes I can...  But now, since I told you, and yes...
you are still reading this...  Just let it be known that I have warned
you.  You have been warned that this is bad, now!  Don't come whining
back to me that I was the one that destroyed your morals, or your clear
conscience... or started you down a road of filth and scum...  Hee
hee...  Geez, this is a pretty good disclaimer!  heh...  I'm getting
pretty good at these...  heh heh...

</plug really big flashing disclaimer sign here.>

        Okay, this was a strange, and demented experiment to vindicate a theory
that had been posed a few times to me.  It had been noted...  that I
write most of my stories late at night.  And there are times I chat with
people also late at night, and aside horrible grammar and misspellings,
the subjects start to become worthy of making anyone squeamish.  Heh...
not to mention a little "Naughty."  heh...
        But the question was: "How far does it go?"  Yes... what ARE the limits
of my mind at super-late times of night?  Well the only way to find out
just exactly where my mind is rated <WHich, BTW...  placed below
"Gutter" into "cesspool"> was to experiment!  Of course.. I needed a
control group....  heh... Thank goodness I was able to find a
volunteer!  heh... Nbowa's sacrifice will benefit science forever!
        Heh...  anyway.. forgive this long attachment to this letter...  I
figured in order for this case study to be expounded upon... the
information should be kept in its rawest form.  SO there will be many
horrendous misspellings.. grammatical errors... and other "Toothbrush"
referrences all throught this data.
        Any flames, questions, or general comments of any sort that contain
graphic words... had best be sent privately to me.  heh... my email addy
is at the bottom of this post...

SO without further ado, I give you the transcript:

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<Rindimo> Heh... so you want to talk about my damaged brain, eh?
heh...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> no... i just wanted to know about brain damage.. not about you
in particular...
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Oh, you kidder!  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> heh...  no.. but that's awful...
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Hrm... come to think of it...  I've sufferred a LOT of head
injuries....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>  hmm...
<Rindimo> Been knocked unconcious a few times...  2.. three... maybe...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> heh.... there's a fun baseball story to go with one of my
encounters.....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> I don't remember being unconscious...   the bat or the ball?
<Rindimo> The ball.  I Got IT!  I Got IT!  heh... boy did I ever!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!  hey have you seen that one Calvin and hobbes.....
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> The coach couldn;t get over how it sounded like a hollow
coconut....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>  Calvin gets knock out and the he catches it..
<nbowa> were you that lucky?
<Rindimo> I think so...  Yeah!  I remember that...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Heh... I never went to the doctor.... I'm still alive...  I
guess so!  I did tget the runner out, after I came to!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> oh.. so you like hit the ground...
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Heh... everyone was so worried <I was out for a few seconds>
I thought I just hit the ground, So I automatically grabbed the ball
from the ground, and threw it to home to get the guy out!
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> YES!  Everyone was afraid I was dead... so they all
stopped...  :)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> and were you sucessful?
<nbowa> heh... you sure scared them...
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Heh....  I forgot the nickname they called me... give me a
second....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> was it good or bad?
<Rindimo> Both.  I used to be known as CannonBall....  After that, I was
called CannonBall Blackout.  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!!
<nbowa> well why didn't you catch it?
<nbowa>
<nbowa> did you misguess the ball's path or what?
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> The sun was in my eyes....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> ohhh... always something else's fault....  ;)
<nbowa>
<nbowa> but you can't hold on to a bat!
<Rindimo> I'm actually a good baseball player...  I hit homeruns
occasionally....  and normally played a good second baseman...  heh...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> but I bet you can run!
<Rindimo> Hey, I was a skilled batter...  Not many on the team actually
TRIED to AIM!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> oooh...  AIM  what's that?
<Rindimo> I'm okay...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> I don't know how to aim.. but I'm bad at baseball too... played
little league stuff... but that's it...
<Rindimo> Heh...  I only went to farm league...  When I was konked was
regular PE...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> ohhh...
<Rindimo> I was a good Cricket player... hee hee....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> cool!  I've never played it..  lots of work I hear...
<Rindimo> The rules are real simple....  It's real fun!  heh... that
gives me a parody idea....  ;)
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> I see it now...  Nala keeps trying to hit Simba's Wicket...
;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> oh no!  ummm... okay....
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Oh well... just an idea.   hee hee....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> I don't know if that was sexual or not...
<nbowa>
<nbowa>  used in a sexual content or not...
<nbowa>
<nbowa>
<nbowa>
<nbowa> you can tell where my mind is....
<Rindimo> Heh... you should already know what it deals with with me...
heh heh...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL...
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Yeah....  that was a nasty cricket reference....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> oh geez...  ;)
<nbowa> so how does the  game work?
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> You have two teams <Naturally>   There's no foul area... you
can hit the ball wherever you please!  There are only two bases:  Home,
and second.
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hmm...  ok... and so what do you do when you hit...
<nbowa> ?
<nbowa>
<nbowa> oh...  hmm... what if you swing and miss?
<nbowa> oh i see...
<Rindimo> Whoever hits the ball runs betweent the two bases as much as
he can  <he takes the paddle with him>  Heh... It he ends up on second..
another bats... an the two keep runnin back and forht scoring points
until some one catches a pop, and gets one of them out.. or pegs either
the base, or the person.
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> heh... The pitcher, in order to strike out the batter, tried
to hit the wicket, <I think it's called>  if that hits, then the
batter's out.  Also... I think you get only 4 pitches  to whack at...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Hrm....  I think that's it...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hmm....  sounds fun!
<nbowa> why isn't it popular in the US?  too boring?
<Rindimo> I don't know.  I'm just glad Soccer is finally catching on a
bit.. I liked playing soccer!  :)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> heh...  softer what?
<nbowa>
<nbowa> playing or watching or both?
<Rindimo> Football is the one sport I hate...  Too many hurt body parts
for me...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> I like watching it, but I agree...
<Rindimo> I hate watching any sports <Except racing related>  I'd rather
play them.  :)
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> LO
<Rindimo> L!  Happy Gilmore!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> heh... "full contact golf"  hehe!!!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Heh..  I got a bad left knee... and a broken collar bone out
of foot ball....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> you still have a bad left knee?
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> That's why I hate it...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> oh I see..
<nbowa> I know some people that have constant problems after football.
<nbowa>
<nbowa> ick!
<Rindimo> If I work too much... my left knee has a dull pain to it...
and gets a little rubbery...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> some cartilige stuff... weak bones... you know...
<Rindimo> What?  me?  weak?
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> not you.. just in general... about football players...
<nbowa>
<nbowa>
<nbowa> Well.. one of my good friends is a gymnast... that's far worse!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Oh.  heh... I was never on a real team...  I learned to hate
it too quickly...  ;)
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Yikes!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> he has arthri... you know...  like a 40 year old... and has to
go to a chiropractor every month or so...
<Rindimo> Cheezits cripes...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> yeah... that's definitely no fun.. I never want to end up like
that...
<Rindimo> I guess I was lucky enough to get out when I did!  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> yup...
<Rindimo> Stupid knee....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> what I don't like about sports... you could be really good...
you get majorly hurt, and then your doomed.... especially college pro
wannabees..
<nbowa> I can't run, and I don't have any problems...
<Rindimo> Heh.... well at least I can still run... I just get a numb
pain after a while...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> well I can... just hate it...
<Rindimo> Why can;t you run?  too busy reading parodies?  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> yeah... you write too quickly for me to intake!
<nbowa>
<nbowa> one hour?  geez...
<nbowa> you're in great shape then!
<Rindimo> Hee hee... I used to jog for one hour a day...  I could go for
ever... heh... it felt so good... all my  old pants fit!
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> heh...  I need to start doing it again...  heh... all this
darn chocolate...  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> and work...
<Rindimo> Well....   I guess working helps out a little bit... I
definitely do a lot of lifting....  Oy....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>
<nbowa> heavy stuff?
<nbowa> that can lead to problems...
<nbowa> well anything done wrong leads to problmes..
<Rindimo> A little...  I always lift with my knees.... which is why the
left one get's that pain....
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> It's basically a bunch of  candy.. chips.. drinks... stuff I
put into vending machines...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> so you smuggle candy chips... etc...
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> ....into my room, yes.  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> ;)
<Rindimo> Nah...  I stuff my sinky car to the gills, and then stuff it
all into the machines...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> sinky?
<Rindimo> oops!  I meant Dinky.
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Heh... though it is Stinky....  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> oh.. I thought you were
<nbowa> yeah...
<Rindimo> It's just the medication kicking in....   ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> Prozac tends to do that  ;)
<Rindimo> heh... I can never get enough of the stuff!!!  ;)  ,jk>
<nbowa> LOL!!!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> actually, one of my friends had to go on Prozac... :/
<nbowa> boy, it was stinky sometimes....
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> how's that?
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> well one of the side effects of Prozac is gas... Wharthog Gas!
<nbowa>
<nbowa> yeah...
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> EEEW!  AHA!  Another parody idea!!!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> you already wrote  acommercial about that stuff!
<Rindimo> heh heh... but not about a prozac warthog!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!!
<nbowa>
<nbowa> oy !
<nbowa>
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Timon:  Oy... Pumbaa....  if it weren;t for the benefits of
your medication...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>
<nbowa> LOL!!!
<nbowa>
<nbowa> well I hope I'm right at least... I don't know if it really
stunk that bad... but gas was definitely coming out a lot!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> <LAUGHS!>
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> DId that happen a lot, or just a phew times?
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hehe..  no everytime he took Prozac...
<nbowa>
<nbowa>
<nbowa> it was a side effect...
<Rindimo> Heh.... it makes me wonder about Viagra....
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> <Man>  Honey, want to know how much I really love you?
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> PWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!  THIS MUCH!  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!! LOL!!!!!
<nbowa>
<nbowa> ROTFL!!!!!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> <FALLS ON FLOOR LAUGHING>
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>
<nbowa> Simba's cure all!
<Rindimo> LOL!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>
<nbowa> no I'm making Rindimo work too hard!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> There's ANOTHER parody Idea!  heh...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> I don't know if you would even dare post that to the list...
<nbowa> LOL!!!!
<nbowa>
<nbowa> ROTFLMAO!!!!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> <Nala>  OOOH!  it says here effects may last for up to HOURS!
oh SImba, take these!  take these NOW!! the whole botttle!!!  Eat up!!!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> HOURS!!!
<nbowa> hehe
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> ...AND THEN... SImba mistakenly eats all of Pumbaa's prozac!!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> oh no!!!
<nbowa>
<nbowa> HEHE!!!  Wrong prescription by Rafiki
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> <SImba>  Oh, Nala!   If only you knew how I feel for you!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> ooo!!  LOL!!  <anticipation>  hehe...  LOLLOLOLOLOLO!!!!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Fluba flubab
flubba!!!   ;0
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> )
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> boy what the mind does late at night! Natural drugs!!!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> I'm saving this chat discussion!!!!!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hehe... is that a good thing?  ;)
<Rindimo> YES!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> will the whole world be ready?
<Rindimo> Heh... we'll soon find out what they will think of it.
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> heh... my friend would like this too....
<nbowa>
<nbowa>
<nbowa> LOL!!!  <laughes uncontrollably>
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBB  FLUBBA FLUBBA...  <LAUGHS SOME MORE>
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Oh God...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> ahem.. hehehheehheheh!!!
<Rindimo> heh...  I never laughed that hard in a long time!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> me neigher!
<Rindimo> I think we stumbled across something...  heh...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> neigher?
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> Iaughed this hard..
<nbowa> I dont' know.. it's late...
<Rindimo> isn;t it spelled "neither?"
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> <chuckles>
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> ahh... I always misspell  (I got that one right)  neither....
<nbowa>
<nbowa> the more creative..  yeah that too.....
<Rindimo> Heh... the later it gets at night... the horneyer I get... and
the more I misspell...  Heh....
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> You know...  When I was younger... me and my friends came up
with a formula for ultimate destruction....  heh...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> what was it?
<nbowa>
<nbowa> sex!
<nbowa>
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> First-- No... Boy, I wish it was that!   Heh heh...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> sex...
<nbowa> LOL!!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> First-- you eat a bowl of beans....
<Rindimo> Then, some popcorn... a whole tub will do.
<nbowa> oh no..  ???
<Rindimo> then eat a bunch of cabbage...
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> a two litre of rootbeer...
<Rindimo> a half gallon of icecream....
<nbowa> geezI I can't eat all of that in 3 meals
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> and a good piece of steak!
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> heh... I can...  heh....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> geez!!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Wait-- there's more!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> more!!!
<Rindimo> ANd then, to start the chain reaction:  Eat ONE Crystal
burger!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> what's that?
<nbowa>
<nbowa> what will that do?
<nbowa>
<nbowa> LOL!!!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> ...And that is the ultimate Fart Chunker you could ever come
up with.  ;)  I'm not kidding-- your eyes will literally burn!!!!!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!!!   I'm sure you've experimented with this.. right?
<nbowa>
<nbowa> I can see it now...   hey have you ever seen "nutty professor"
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Heh... I didn't mean to... I was left at home... and had to
forage for myself... so that's how I discoverred some of the major
components... hee he..
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> Eddie murphy dreams he'
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Yeah, I SAW THAT!  Hee hee....  the bum struck the match....
heh heh...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> yeah!!!
<nbowa> LOL!!!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> That was hillarious!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> that's what made me think of that...
<Rindimo> God...  You suffer even before they come out with THAT
formula!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!!  what if yo ucan't eat that much?
<nbowa> more you eat... bigger it is...
<Rindimo> heh...  It's all proportional...  just keep the ratios nice...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Heh...  Ain;t it the truth...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>
<nbowa> I heard of someone who ate some beans... lots of spicy mexican,
and drank soda... he
<nbowa>
<nbowa>
<nbowa> later he didn't feel too good, and baking soda is supposed to
soothe indigestion... so he took  a spoonful... and later his stomach
exploded!
<nbowa>
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Hrm....  talk about indegestion!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL... but he didn't die..somehow...
<nbowa>
<nbowa> think of the mess!
<Rindimo> Oy.... I don;t know what's worse...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> That reminds me of that Nintendo commercial for Yoshi
<nbowa> a- bomb.. or stomach bomb...
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> i's Island...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> heh.. what was dat one?
<nbowa> oh yes!  hehe...
<Rindimo> It showed a fat guy eating everyting on this big table... and
they were talking about all the "Goodies"  heh
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!  hehe..
<nbowa> where to now?
<Rindimo> Heh... so we went from love farts to exploding people...  This
is getting all the more interesting...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hehe... LOL!!
<Rindimo> I like the love farts... he he...  Especially the Nala one....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!
<nbowa>
<nbowa> "take me down to panama city where the girls are hot and the
something is pretty"
<Rindimo> Heh...   Hrm....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> you know.. paradise city song...   well whatever...
<Rindimo> I though the sand was hot, and the tourism was $hitty....  ';)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> I just thought of your place when i hear that song...
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Hee hee...  I do like the girls part.... I believe the song
goes "Where the sky is pretty..."
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> ohh..
<nbowa> hot ones?
<Rindimo> Heh...  welll there are a lot of girls...  heh...  But the
traffic is so bad.. and all the beer bottles and drug use... Ugh...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> :(  is Panama City just a tourist area?
<nbowa> :)
<Rindimo> Yes.... very tempting hotties...  heh... in scanty panties of
a bathing suit.  ;)
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> That's all this twon thrives on is tourism...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> yeah!   you don't have a clear view to the sea do you?
<Rindimo> Heh... we have a SEA???
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> well you know...
<nbowa> oh...  hmm... well I guess not then...
<Rindimo> heh... I live about 45 minutes away from the beach....  you
can;t see the beach... all the D!@mn motels....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> :(  tell them to move, because Rindimo said to!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Heh... that's what the hurricanes kep telling them  ...  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hehe... yeah!
<nbowa> hmm.... untouched?
<Rindimo> What's funny.... is you go about 30 minutes away down the
road....  and there's another town that is simply beautiful!  ANd no one
goes there!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> strange... no tourism...
<Rindimo> I guess it's becuase we have all the night clubs and stuff on
the beach...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> well that would do it... and PC is pretty well known...
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> The other town is sort of a have for rich retired people...
heh...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> What;s funny is we are on the way to-- NOWHERE!  heh...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> that's what's great about it...
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> ...unless you live there....  hee hee....
<nbowa> yeah... I know what you mean.. there is just nothing around...
<nbowa>
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Heh...  well that's what all the writing and drawing is for.
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> well here in Iowa.. there just is nothing...
<nbowa> well corn and hogs...
<nbowa> more hogs then people here...
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> SOme worthy formula ingedients... he he...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Ever notice forn looks the same going in as it does coming
out??
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> forn?
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> I meant CORN
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> no I tend not to look...
<Rindimo> LOL!  not even at the green ones?  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> green corn?
<Rindimo> No... Green deals with a different case altogether...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> ohhh....
<Rindimo> So when you go potty... you just sit down, and quickly flush
and run away?  You donlt even look at what caused all that trouble?  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> ok no..
<nbowa>
<nbowa> you do??
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> LOL!  I'm going to have to post that question to the list!!!
:)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> <groans>
<nbowa>
<nbowa> there's aquestion... Simba, do you care that others stare at you
while you go?
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> ...Heh...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> ;0
<nbowa> )
<Rindimo> LOL!  Heh...  There;s another parody!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> <Timon>  EEEEW!  SImba!  lok what you did!  bad klitty!  Look
at your mess!!!!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> that's why they are scavengers.. move around to less dropping
areas...
<nbowa>
<nbowa> LOL!!
<Rindimo> So THAT's why they bury it quickly... they're afraid to
look...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Heh... here's another idea
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> <Nala is about to-->  SIMBA!!  Haven;t you something better to
do???
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!!
<Rindimo> PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!  Flubba flubba.....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!!!  oh geez!!!  <laughly>
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Heh... I like runniung gags.... heh...  And man, I'm gagging
from this one!  Nala!  Pewwwwwwie!
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> !!!
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Fountain?
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> Simba's fountain..
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> WHat?  his stickshift?
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> ohh... yeah...
<Rindimo> heh... his twig and berries...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> broken?  or stuck in fourth!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> his Jackhammer....
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> his...  twinkie and two nuttie friends...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!  nala likes the creamy middle.. ok... I'm going too far...
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> heh....  LOL!!!!  Ooh!  that's a good one!
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> I'm definitely saving this one...  heh heh...
<nbowa> <can't stop laughing>
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>
<nbowa> you're not going to POST this buffer I hope...
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> His...  Yatch and two commanding officers...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> like the whole thing!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Well... If I post it... I'll edit it a bit,.....  thouhg after
you say that.. wouldn;t it be funny if I didn',t, and say I did?  heh...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> yeah... scary too..  HEY!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Heh heh...  That would make it more funny...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> his...  cannon and powder kegs...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> I like that one... heh,....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hehe....  yeah!!   you just come up with that?
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> SImba carries a BIG GUN!  heh...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>
<nbowa> geez..!
<Rindimo> Yep.  I came up with that just this second.  heh...  It's the
hormones....  I cn;t control my thoughts!! ARG!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hey.. they actually have kangaroo pouched underwear...
<nbowa>
<nbowa> have you seen them?
<nbowa>
<nbowa> or wear them?
<Rindimo> Heh...  I know...  I saw the ads in magazines...  heh... I've
been meaning to try them out....  heh...  could probably use them... hee
hee....  Okay.. maybe I won;t post this after all...  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hehe...  just cut  and paste...  eh?
<nbowa> well I could still post it...  ;)
<nbowa> LOL!! just a few...
<Rindimo> Heh... see if I care...  hee hee...  think I ought to get a
few replies from the girls... heh...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!!   ROTFL!!!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Rindi, is it true you keep ending up wioth holes in your
undies?
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> <Sigh>  If ONLY i had the POUCH!  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> if only that was true...
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> <LAUGHS>
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Yeah... I think I'd be pretty popular in PC... heh....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hehe...  it would show!
<nbowa>
<nbowa> hehe..
<Rindimo> Literally!  heh... Good thing I wear strong denim jeans!
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> That reminds me of John Burkitt's song-- Can You Feel my Pants
Tonight...  heh,,,,
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> oh.. I never read that one!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Heh... I got it somewhere on my HD...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> ..ANd then there's the Upendi one... heh.... I love my
version!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hehe...  LOL!!  it saves the song!
<Rindimo> Disney should thank me for saving their song... heh...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> "In Your Panties!
<Rindimo> Where the passion fruit grows sweet!"
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> heh heh.. the scariest thing... was I didn't have to change
much!!!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!  LOL!!  there need not be many changes... yeah.. to make
that song what it could be...
<Rindimo> heh... Good ol' Floyd uvda Loom...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> I wonder if that was what DIsney had actually planned.
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> I know...  That's what kind of scares me...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> heeh... Disney can be perverted...
<nbowa> or arc weld there?
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> heh... maybe they'll have Kovu and Kiara play house in the
reeds... Like out dear Burkitt predicted.. heh..
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> lol
<Rindimo> Yeah...  Arc wel Kovu's '69 Chevy ou tin the woods...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> t in the woods...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hehe... rusty from lack of use....
<Rindimo> Heh...  LOL!
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> No worry.. Kiara is a good boinker yoinker!  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> she can jump the chevy well eh?
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Heh....  And give Kovu a free oil change!  ;)
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> There ya go!  hee hee...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Heh... a free car wash with every purchase!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> a lube job?  LOL!!  she can clean the wheels..
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> ...They keep coming back for more... the service is so
good...  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> yeah! LOL!   Kiara.. "Fill her up to the max!
<nbowa> "
<Rindimo> LOL!!!!  There ya go!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Heh... automatic, or standard?  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!!  LOL!!
<Rindimo> We'll have you purring in no time!  heh... and moaning, and
groaning... and mooing....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hey what are we talking about here...  Kovu's Chevy right??  ;)
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> heh...   yeah... but the horn is one of them that can make
different noises...  ;)
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> heh... and then there's that exhaust problem...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!!  hehe... back to too much gas..
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBFLUBBAFLUBBA  ......POP!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!!  BOOOM!!!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> <Kiara>  Rock my world, BABY!
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> heh... the sacrifices one has to make in order t start their
own pride...  heh...  Lucky them....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hehe...  :)  those are Sacrifices?
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Heh.... they're talking MY religion, now!  he hee...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hehe!!!
<Rindimo> Heh...  Thou shalt mount thy wife... and... uh...  I better
not go there.. hehe...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> It's one thing to joke about it.. but another to edit
scripture.. heh...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> yeah..
<Rindimo> I wonder if moses was tempted when he was forced to write down
al the rules in deuteronomy and alll.....  Heh.. good thing I wasn;t
him...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> "Thou shalt eat ONLY these foods:"
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hmm...  probably...   LOL!!
<nbowa> thou shalt eat out!
<nbowa>
<nbowa> steak
<Rindimo> Beans...   Half gallon ice cream...  Corn...  Crystal
Burgers...  hee hee..."
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>
<Rindimo>   More beans!!!!"
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> The isrealites were s stubborn, and stiff legged people....
;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> :)  hehe..
<nbowa> LOL!!  hmm.. where to?
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Oh welll  No need for that... heh...  So we went from prozac
induced love farting... to exploding people....  to looking/not
looking....  to Kiara's wash and wax....  To evil scripture quoting...
heh...  Oh, we fogot to do something!!!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> what?
<Rindimo> <Kiara>  Oh, Kovu!  Yeah!  right there--
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!!!!  LOL!!!!!!!!!
<Rindimo> PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!  FLubaa-dy flubba-dy!!!
......POP!
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> heh....  Ewww.... don't look!!!
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> <Kovu>  I... Can;t... Help it!! I just gotta!  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Uh.... let's go back and fight the outlanders...  heh....
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Heh....  YEAH!  heh... just don;t make any sharp turns, kiara!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hrm... hehe... you can drive my chevy...  and I'm stuck in
4th...
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Heh.. overdrive!!
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> This reminds me of a beatles song:  Baby you can drive my car!
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> heh...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hehe..
<Rindimo> Wow... something not wholly disgusting, or perverted for
once.  ;)  We're losing our touch here...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> heh... let's see....   Well....  I'd try to wrte a serious
something.. but I could never be able to do that...  heh...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> yeah... what's up with that?    hmm...  serious.. you?   hehehe
<nbowa>
<nbowa> hey well "singles night" was pretty serious...
<nbowa>
<nbowa> well for you it's serious....
<Rindimo> Heh...  you think so?  I thought it had too many silly
elements thrown in there... ruining what Iwas trying to say...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> I could tell you were trying..
<Rindimo> Heh...there IS that one story you read that isn;t finished
yet...  heh....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> oh.. yeah.. that you SHOULD finish...
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> I'm going to!  ....during the summer time...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> Summer   AAAAAA!!!! I have to wait that long!!!
<nbowa> geez!
<Rindimo> Well... I'll see what I can do come Christmas vacation...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> there you go!
<Rindimo> Heh...  Corsair and Anika don;t need any Viagra... hee
hee,....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!  I sure hope not!
<Rindimo> heh... did you figure out that one part where Carl hears some
moaning?  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> heh.. how could someone not?
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> I wasn;t sure... heh heh....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> well I know your writings too well...
<nbowa> you got some evil flames about Nala's period...
<Rindimo> Heh...  so do the other listers... Okay.. if I ever finish
it... I'll post the preluse to the list..
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> ok...
<nbowa> like "you have no room to talk"
<Rindimo> Heh... yeah... I did...  Funny thing was... I got more
responses bothe good and bad out of that one...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Huh?  no room to talk?
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> well when i think when someone writes that about ti.. then they
know that they are just being defensive...   yeah room to talk about
things you don't know about..
<nbowa> wow... did she really?
<nbowa>
<nbowa> hmmm..
<nbowa> are there some things that you aren't sure you should post?
<Rindimo> Oh... I see....  heh...  She actually apologized later on... I
told her she didn;t need to...  I was at fault.  Really...  I don;t want
to offend people to the point they yell out like that...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> well animals are different... hehe...
<Rindimo> Heh.. there are a few I worried about a little... like that
one poem:
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Diner was wonderful, I had to attest!  she giggled at my vigor
whilst I nibbled on her-- appetizers!  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hehe...  that was a good "poem" I guess you'd call it that...
almost all of the lines can be taken in sexual content...yes very..
<Rindimo> Heh....  Naughty poem...  That was the gist of it.. hee hee...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> well you show how families become closer!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> I was afraid of it.. because.. after all..... the list is
supposed to be family oriented...  heh....  Hey kids... guess how you
came into this world???  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>
<nbowa> hehe..
<Rindimo> PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE  F:UBBABBABBABA!!!!  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>
<nbowa> :)  <still laughs at that>
<Rindimo> Oy.. I'm going to run that one into the ground!!!!  ha ha!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hehe.. oh well.. Just think of pumbaa finding a girlfriend...
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Heh...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> <Pumbaa>  Timon... she is such a BOAR!
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Huh?>
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!  nevermind...
<nbowa>
<nbowa> <shivvers at the thought>
<Rindimo> Heh...  It's almost hard to think of pumbaa-- or Timon-- going
steady...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> Timon and Pumbaa..  ewww!!
<nbowa>
<nbowa> ohhhh...   hehe...
<Rindimo> NO!  with a girlfriend!!  Though there was that gay
postulate...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> yeah..  hehe...
<nbowa> aaaa!!!  geez..
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Heh.. once I had a dream that was a bad T&P episode...  but it
was kinda cool at the end...  I wish the dream didn;t end--  A lioness
came with a message saying the two of them were invited to Nala's
Birthday party!   And.... she had this thing for Pumbaa...  heh... he
wasn't objecting to her hugging him, and snmothering him with kisses...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> sick!!!
<nbowa> heeh... you're telling me!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Heh.. THey say love is blind....  I guess Love can;t smell,
either!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!!  Love stinks...
<Rindimo> BTW....  LOL!  heh... BTW>..  what DO you call a person that
can;t smell?  If you can;t see, you're BLIND.... if you can;t  hear,
you;re DEAF...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hmm.. what?
<nbowa> Snarft?
<nbowa>    hehe... a new word!
<Rindimo> Snarft?  Hey, it works for me....  My name is Timon.  I'm
Snarft.  That's why pumbaa doesn't bother me with his prozac
addiction...  hee hee...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hehe... LOL!!!!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> I like new words...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> ...THough I like giving old words new meaning...  heh heh....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hehe...
<Rindimo> Heh... I'm getting sort of tired myself....  heh...
<nbowa> Well, I'm running out of ga... steam..
<nbowa> LOL!  me too!!! :)
<Rindimo> Heh...  Though I'm afraid to think what I'm going to be
dreaming tonight....  heh...   Snarft Pweeeebers...  and holy undies...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> heh heh....
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Yep... so who's going to post this to the list??  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!   hehe...  oh well...  hehe...  ummmmmmm...
<nbowa> no... you are more daring..
<Rindimo> Heh.... You do it..  It'll give you some of that popularity I
keep getting... hee hee...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> umm... I don't need THAT type of popularity
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Cripes...   You  really don;t mind?  he he...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> no actually I dont'...
<nbowa> what would you call this?
<Rindimo> Well.... I'll give it some thought...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hehe...
<nbowa> LOL!!!!
<nbowa>
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> How about "The Snarft Pweebers of Pantimoania?"
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hoo boy!  or just simply "the facts of life"
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Heh... if that doesn't say something....  Well... I'll just
stuff another of my famous disclaimers at the top.
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> hee hee....
<nbowa>
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> "Facts of life"  is used too often.. hee hee...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> you better put    Do not read!!!  hehe..
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Now you know if I put that... everyone will read it!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> yeah... to cliché
<nbowa> ¿Que?
<Rindimo>  Heh... how do you do that font?
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> é?
<nbowa> hehe...
<nbowa>
<nbowa> just hold alt and then type 233
<nbowa> 0233
<nbowa> :)
<nbowa> yeah!
<Rindimo> é  AAAH!  geeez.. I'll just stick with e'...  lots faster...
heh...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> yeah... but like ¿ you can't do...
<Rindimo> Sure... just stand on your head.  :)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>
<nbowa> LOL!  hehe...
<nbowa> what about the rest then?
<nbowa>
<nbowa> hehe...
<Rindimo> After a while.. you'll get tired, and sit back down.  So
there.
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> is this a NORMAL practice by you?
<Rindimo> Heh...  SOmetimes I seing on the jungle vines if front of my
computer.... yeah.  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hehe...
<Rindimo> I meant SWING.
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Heh... we'll leave monkey discussions for another post....  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> heh.  :)
<Rindimo> Hey, that reminds me of another one:
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> his.... palm and two coconuts...  ;)
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Oak tree and acorns... No wait.... that's not TLK related...
heh...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Kopje and two boulders....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!!  :)  LOL..
<nbowa> Pride Rock and... hmmm...  LOL!!  hehe.. very very proud of it!
<Rindimo> Hey, his rock is his pride!  heh...  This reminds me of my
evil dark side...  heh..
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> but Pride Rock has many holes in it...
<nbowa> hehe... it's always partly erected... facing toward the sky...
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Well...   let's not get into biologial intricasies...  If you
look at it...  Well... we DON'T look at much.....  No, we Look AWAY,
remember?  ;)
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Heh.. sort droopy...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> ta droopy...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> it sags!  hehe...
<nbowa> but hard as a rock!
<Rindimo> Heh...  That's gotta be tough on the girls...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>   yeah... when they play... ouch!
<nbowa> not many lionesses would want to suit the throne
<Rindimo> Heh... he needa a-- dare I say it?
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Front alignment!  heh...  His rack is outta what with the
pinion....  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> yes!!  LOL!!  :)
<Rindimo> Oh geez....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> what?
<nbowa>
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Heh..  I was sayiong oh gez.. 'cause my sides hurt.  :)
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Heh... I bet Nala's hurt too after a while... heh...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hehe...  same here!!!  LOL!!  yeah climbing pride rock all the
time...
<Rindimo> Heh...  <Still laughing about the "droopy" comment>
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> heehee...  That would make a good parody:  Simba goes through
the medicine cabinet, and finds Scar's old medication... hee hee...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hehe...  Simba needs viagra  hehe...  LOL!!   Before:
Frusteration... After: confidence..  Thanks Scar!
<nbowa>
<nbowa> LOL!!  Zira in particular ..
<Rindimo> Hee hee...  Yes.. that's why some lionesses were stil loyal to
Scar...  heh...  The medicine was just starting to work, when here all
of a sudden, Simba comes on the scene...  a little crooked.. but he came
nonetheless..  ;)
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> yeah, Zira's a hottie!!  ROWR!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!   hehe..  yeah!
<Rindimo> <Zira>  Simba, I won;t stand for your crooked dealings!
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> hee hee...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!    you'd better straighten up right now!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> LOL!!!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> <simba> well if you can't handle it, then you are banished!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> <Zira>  Now take Kovu-- he's a fine upstanding young man!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!   Kovu knows...
<nbowa>
<nbowa>
<nbowa>
<nbowa>
<nbowa> Remember who you are... and why I put you here....
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Heh.. follow the straight and narrow... my daughter...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Mufasa:  You are my droopy son, and the one true thing....
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> ....in the CIRCLE  <chuckles>  yes, the cirlce of-- of....
uhh...wives?
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!  you must take your place...  LOL!!  hehe!!!
<nbowa> But how?  it won't fit!  ok..never mind ...
<Rindimo> <Laughs>  Gey yourself an anvil... and a hammer...  heh...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> Ouch!!!  a square peg in a round hole!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> LOL!!!!  hee hee...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> <SImba>  Yeah!  and get it pierced-- Uh.. wait a minute...
Let me think about that...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hehe...  hehhehe...
<Rindimo> Well.. I won'
<Rindimo> t start talking about molds... No... I won;t mention a thing
about themm.... or shaping things with themm... nooo no no... not at
all... heh heh...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hehe.. LOL!!   ;)
<Rindimo> heh... and the night gets all the longer...  ;)  I think I'd
better post this one... so you can live to see another day.  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> can or can't?
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Can.  Heee hee...  This one will make or break one of us.
heh...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!  you're established.. I'm not..
<nbowa> oh. well..
<Rindimo> Well... do you want to go that route?
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Oh, I know it willl be funny!  hee hee...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Heh... I am all too fully capable...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> I don;t know about this one.  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> I don't care. I think it would be funny personally! But I
couldn't bring myself to do it... you would know the right way to do
it... the right measurements.. etc..
<nbowa> sizes.. cuts.. what was that  60 by ???  hehe...
<Rindimo> heh... Yes... Nala's measurements... hee ee....  60DD??
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!!  geez!!!
<nbowa> yeah.. leave  a trail everywhere she went!
<Rindimo> heh... wouldn;t that be something?  Heh...  welll...LOL!!!!
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Two ditches marking where she walked....
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> so that's how canyons formed?  hehe...
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> LOL.....  But what is a real lionessed measurements, anyway?
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> ...Welll then.. I guess the question would be...  How do we go
about measureing one, then?  heh ehh....  There's another parody idea!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> I don't know..  hmm... just ask Nala?
<nbowa>   LOL!!
<nbowa> umm....    LOL!!!  hmm... 5000 oh wait that mm...s
<Rindimo> Grabs Nal-- I mean, a tape measurer>  Heh...  Nala....  could
you turn around for me?
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Heh heh...  I always wanted to ask that of her...  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> I need you to spread your paws...   and roll over on your back!
<nbowa> this will only take a sec...
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> LOL!  yes, I'm going to need a fresh pair of undies...  hee
hee...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Heh... I am getting the most nughtiest/wonderfullest  picture
in my mind right now....  Where's the NA URL again?  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!  hehe.. me too!!!  LOL!!  ;)
<Rindimo> Heh...  I wonder if there'
<nbowa> hehe...
<Rindimo> s a top secret members thingy that has all the "interesting"
photos....  heh.. Nah.  Simba is better than us lowlifes...  he wouldn
<Rindimo> 't go that low.... hee hee...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> yeah  he doesn't just have one.. but many!
<Rindimo> heh...  He has the plushie prototype...  He keeps promissing
it'll be out by christmas... but that's been 3 years ago!  ;)
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Uh... what seeds are we talking about here?
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>   LOL!  all he needs to do is plant lots of seeds...  to make
plushies...  real ones..
<nbowa>
<nbowa>
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> AH!  LOL!!  hee hee...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> <Simba> I'm running out of seeds!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> heh...  will he like it if we post this?  heh heh...  Him and
his top secret research?
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hehe..   only costs him time...
<nbowa>
<nbowa>
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Heh....  why do I get the impression this will haunt us?
<giggl;es>
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> hee hee...  I still can't stop laughing!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hehe... i wonder why?  hehe..  LOL!  me too...
<nbowa>
<nbowa>
<nbowa> so you did that to Nala eh?  oh wait...  nevermind.. what were
you saying?
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> he he he he he!!!!  Heh...  I'm thinking about a naughty
something I did a while back... heh heh...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Heh...  I'm not telling!  hee he...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> Why Nala ran away... Scar just wasn't the Simba I wanted...  he
could never sustain...
<Rindimo> Yeah, Scar couldn't keep hios end of the bargain up!  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>  LOL!!
<nbowa> LOL!  the warning message... some file could be harmful to the
computer!!  hehe what about us?
<nbowa> me? the warning was only for the computer....
<nbowa> yeah... every time you transfer a file...
<Rindimo> Us?  huh?  What warning?  ICQ's silly if you D/L..."  Heh...
I think it's a good thing... especially with ME!
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Uh.. erase that!  he hee...  There we go... There we go..  heh
heh...  Yes... we can't asay some things on the mailing lsit if we post
this... hee hee...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> So Nala has  a very big hehe....  :)    LOL!!!  ok.. that's
better... how about toy?
<Rindimo> Heh... I was dared to come up with one... so that's what
ensued...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL   <laughs uncontrollably>  LOL!  and you don't have that
posted in your gallery??  hehe...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> LOL!!!  I DARE you too....
<Rindimo> Oh NO!  I'm not doing that!  heh heh... I try -- TRY not to
sink to that level.... heh.... though I've some funny ideas...
<nbowa> I double dare you!!!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> heh...  We'll see,... I've been meaning to create a "Page of
Naughtyness"  heh heh...  It would list pranks and other things that
aren;t necessarily bad....  hee hee..
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> you better hide the URL!!  like on a different server in
australia?
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> I'd keep it totally separate from the TLK one....  heh...
Brian wouldn;t lie it on his server, anyway... I'll plaugue Geocities or
something.  ;)
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Yeah, but it's all password protected...
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> no.. well Ryan has some pretty interesting. stuff.. well you
could do that...  just have it link to Geocities.com
<Rindimo> Hrm...  But I really didn;t want to become knwon for doing
stuff like that... heh...
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> True....  But I can alwasy end my errornous ways.  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> well now you are...  :)   hehe..  by getting Nala?
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Heh... right now any female will do!  hee hee..  that ought to
cure me!  ;)
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> hehe.. :)   Well I'm fading... it's really late!!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Cheezits Cripes!  it's 4 AM!!
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> Uh...  hee hee...  Okay... yes...  back into the garage we
go!  ;)
<Rindimo> Well then, Goodnight, Sean!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> yeah... that's what I though...hehhe...  I need to park my car,
in bed..  hehe...   good night to you too!
<nbowa>
<nbowa> LOL!!  and a extra set of panties to you too!!
<nbowa>
<Rindimo> Heh... "SWEET" dreams....  hee hee...  I fan;t wait to go to
sleep!  ;)
<Rindimo>
<Rindimo> OOh, I like!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa> ;)  Simba sized....
<nbowa> ok...
<nbowa> three..
<nbowa> 1
<nbowa> 2
<nbowa> 3
<Rindimo> Heh.. okay...  I like that too!!  hee hee... let';s log off
together now on three!  1...2.....3.....   Chuckles>  Save them
buiffers!
<Rindimo>
<nbowa>
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