Subject: Takenstein's Monster Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 20:03:38 -0600 From: Rindimo Reply-To: TLK-L@lionking.org Organization: L.O.S.T.--C.A.U.S.E. To: TLK Mailing List . Takanstein's Monster By: The Frighteningly Funny Rindimo Cheetah "SA-RA-BI!!!!!!!" The name screamed across the barren fields with tenacity far greater than the thunder in the clouds above. Chills ran down the spines of the depleted ranks of lionesses and hyenas alike, as their leader fumed in his ever impatient temper. "Yes, Master?" Sarabi asked as she hobbled over to Dr. Taka. "Where are the Brains I asked for?? You're NOT doing your job!" "Eh heh heh... Sorry master... Here are some." Sarabi pulled a jar from under her little hooded cape that she was wearing. "Ah! Excellent! The final component for my experiment!" Scar happily took the mayonaise jar from the creature with the beaten face before him, and examined the gray matter it contained. "Perfect size! Where did you get it?" "Eh heh heh... Let's just say that the last owner doesn't need it anymore, master! EH HEH HEH HEH!" Scar grinned his normal evil grin. "Good! Ha ha ha! I tell you, who cares that I stripped the Pride Lands of all it's natural resources, or experimented with its residents? Not after tonight! Tonight, I shall finally fulfil my OWN personal circle of life! Muwahahaaaaaaa!!!" Everyone joined in the maniacal laughter to appease their alchemist of the sciences. "Yes yes! Go master, go!" "Quickly, now!" Scar shouted as he ran with the jar into his cave, "We must hurry, my friends, before the storm overhead subsides!" "Yes, master! Hurry Hurry!" Scar ran to a metal table in the center or the cave, and quickly put on some surgical gloves. He pulled a portion of a cloth away, and began to work on something that the cloth was covering. Carefully, he took the brain, and placed it on the table. "EEDORE!" A hyena with a lazy eye and drooling problem hobbled up to Dr. Taka in a little hooded cape. "Eh?" "I need more surgical sutures, if you will." "Yeth Matha! HeE hee hEEHEE!!" "Sarabi!" "Yes master?" "I need the carterizer! On the double!" "Yes Master!" "ANd hurry, you two!" The two hooded, hobbling servants of Dr. Taka ran off to different parts of the laboratory gathering the things needed as specified by the Dr.. As they both turned around, however, they bumped into eachother, and fell onto the floor. "I'm surrounded by idiots!" Dr. Taka lamented. A few minutes passed, and the dark-maned lion burst into a huge grin. "It's complete! SOON, The world will regret for ever casting me out into the elephant Graveyard! Now, with my son to carry on the legacy, Nothing can stop me! MUWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!" And with that, Dr. Taka pulled off the cloth to reveal the body of a lion cub made from parts of who-knows-what. It had Dr. Taka's face, though. "Soon, Kovu will be a living, breathing, creation! But not only that, I've made him better! Stronger! Smarter! Heck, even more debonaire than his old man! Girls will flock to him! MUWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!" Yet again, all of Scar's minions joined into the diabolical laughter. "EEDORE! TO the treadmill-- PRONTO!" "Wah-hoo hoo hoo!!! Yeth Matha!" The little hyena hopped onto the over-sized hamster wheel, and started hobbling as fast as his little legs coud take him-- Turning magnetos, and other linkages that started to raise a large antenna into the midst of the storm on top of Pride Rock. Suddenly, the doors to Scar's cave/laboratory were kicked in by two figures whose outlines were sillohuetted by a large bolt of lightening... Simba and Nala stepped onto the scene. "Mufasa? No! You're dead! I used your organs for-- Heh... OH! it's just you, Simba! Hrm... You're alive? No wonder I couldn't find your carcass and harvest your-- never mind... hee hee..." "Nala has told me about your evil experiments, Scar, So I've come back to kick your petrie dish all over the place!" "EVIL! What do you mean??? I've discoverred the secret to life!" "Man... Haven't you read the periodicals, lately?? Like Cloning? This stuff you're doing here is outdated, and nasty looking!" "It was cheaper!" "SO?" "Let me tell you, sonny..." As the two began arguing, Eedore continued his running on the treadmill.... and the antenna creeped all the more into the sky... "Simba! Stop the hyena! Hurry before that antenna reches its full heighth!" Nala shouted. "Right!" Simba said, as he barrelled past Scar, and knocked Eedore unconcious. "NOOO!" Scar ran to Simba, and began to try his best to fight him. But to no avail. Brains were no match for brawn. "D@MMIT, you mongrels-- HELP ME!" Scar shouted to his minions. Suddenly, a bunch of hooded hyenas swarmed about Simba-- aiding Scar in his escape. He quickly headed for the exit, until Nala got in his way. "Nala, let me go! After all I've done for you! You owe me just this once!" Nala hung her head, and sighed. "You're right, Scar. I do owe you. Hurry, and just run away from here! Run away, and never return!" Scar nodded, and ran off into the storm. Simba finally finished beating the snot out of the hyenas, and kicked a few again just for sport. "Ha! Your momma!" "Simba! We did it! We stopped Scar!" Nala exclaimed. "Of course, Babe." Suddenly, clanking was heard, and parts of the antenna began moving again. The two looked at eachother in horror. "THE ROOF!" Quickly, they ran up the path that led to the top of Pride Rock, to see Scar turning a metal crank. "HA HA HA! I planned for every contingency!!! You're too late, Simba and Nala! MUWAHAHAHAHAAAA!" Suddenly, lightening struck, illuminating not only the antenna, but Scar as well-- being that he still was holding onto the crank. "AIIIIIIIIIIII!!!" Scar's charred body fell to the ground, as the rain continued to fall softly... Nala Ran to his side... "So close... So close...." He mutterred. "I'm sorry it ended this way, Scar. But you just went to far." "I know..." Scar whimpered, "All I ever wanted was just some attention, that's all. By the way, how are the implants?" "They're just fine." "That's good to hear," Scar began to fade off... "WHAT!!!???" Simba Shouted. He quickly stared at Nala's chest. "YOU MEAN THOSE AREN'T REAL!!!!????" "Well..." Nala answered with ashaky grin, "They're a reality now, aren't they?" "I'd say they are quite a nice enhancement, if I do say so..." Scar wheezed. "Curse you, Scar!" Simba kicked Scar off of the top of Pride Rock. "Yo Momma!!!" Scar shouted upon his descent. As the lionesses cleaned up the mess that was caused by the lightning, Simba and Nala came upon a frightening discovery: The main table was empty... as was a nearby one that had a little sign above it saying "Zira." The End. (Or is it? ) -Rindimo Cheetah (rindimo@bellsouth.net) +Founder, and only member of L.O.S.T.-- C.A.U.S.E (League Of Simplistic Technology-- Creating All Unforeseen Solutions Evident) +FCOS Lost & Found Clerk ICQ # : 12915153 +Amateur Artist/Writer/Musician AOL IM : Rindimo1 +Bachelor <=( Webpage: http://www.lionking.org/~rindimo/index.shtml + Monorable Member of the Pride Keepers. "One thing nothing can destroy, is our pride deep inside we are one!" ********************************************************************* Well don't stop. Whatever you do, don't stop. Because as soon as you stop, you're forgotten. - Mageuzi *********************************************************************