Subject: Top Ten things you WOULDN'T want to hear the TLK cast say...
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1998 01:50:37 -0500
From: Rindimo <rindimo@bellsouth.net>
Reply-To: TLK-L@lionking.org
Organization: L.O.S.T.--C.A.U.S.E.
To: TLK Mailing List <TLK-L@lionking.org>

Top ten things you DON'T want to hear the TLK characters say:

10. <Zazu>Not to be discourtious sire, but I do believe the silk
undershorts seem more fitting...

9. <Mufasa>Let's see...  Respect leaping ant... antelope...  Nope!  Dad
never said anything about TREES!

8. <Nala>Scar was better.

7. <Timon> Watching what?  I didn't see anything Simba... HONEST!
<Chuckles, and sings> Can you feel the love tonight....

6. <Scar>Your father didn't tell you about the rise of the southern
border yet, did he?

5. <Sarabi>Simba, Remember that little pet gazelle you so loved to play
with?...

4. <Rafiki>Sure, I knew your fahdder.  He tasted just like chicken!

3. <Simba>Okay, explain to me how this works again, Nala.  I'm still
confused.

2. <Pumbaa>OOOh!  That one tingled!

        ...And the Number One thing you DON't want to hear coming out of the
mouth of a TLK cast member is:

1. <Sarafina>Nala?  About your father...  You ever see this one
Southpark episode?
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