Subject: The Wait Is Finally Over
Date: Wed, 25 Mar 1998 18:22:04 -0600
From: Rindimo <rindimo@bellsouth.net>
Reply-To: TLK-L@lionking.org
Organization: L.O.S.T.-- C.A.U.S.E
To: Tlk-l@lionking.org

Rindimo finished yet again, another huge pile of e-mail that he has
become accustomed to.  As he got out of his rocking chair, he could hear
his backbones pop a couple of times as he straightenned his aging
spine.  quietly, he shuffled over to the bathroom to remove his false
teeth, and set his coke bottle bottommed glasses beside them.  Another
long day of retirement was over.  he slowly eased his legs under the
blankets, and was just about to turn off the lamp off beside his bed,
when suddenly, his Artificial Intelligence Computer spoke up.
        "Rindimo, there is a message for you."
        "Not now, Hal."
        "I really think you should take a look at it.  It's very important.
It's from the Tlk-l List!"
        Quickly, the old cheetah clumbered out of bed, and gazed into the 3-D
monitor before him.  His hands began to tremble, his kness shaked, he
thought his heart would have cardiac arrest.  The few remaining Listers
on the list had breathed a word of completion.  the circle would finally
come to its completion.
                                *****

        That night, all the townspeople of Panama City were awakened to the
sound of a very joyful 98 yr. old man scream from the top of his lungs
while running through the streets in his jammies: "The Lion King on
Broadway is coming here!!!  The Lion King on Broadway is coming here!!!
Weeee HEEE HEE HEE!!!  FINALLY!!!!"

                I pray to GOD it never takes that long!
                                -Rindimo
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              The Tiger is made to kill and hunt,
             The Lion too, but more towards fight.
          The Leopards and Jaguars were made to climb,
             And Cheetahs made for earthly flight.
          But there is one creature of forgotten lore:
            Shrouded in mystery, be that it's trade,
               Of other virtues, it has all four-
              Respect the Puma, and what God made.
                            -Rindimo
             E-mail Address: Rindimo@bellsouth.net
             *If you can read this, then I am still
                     an eligible bachelor!*
               


































     Founder (and only member) of: The L.O.S.T.- C.A.U.S.E.
(League Of Simplistic Technology- Causing All Unforseen Solutions
                            Evident)
  K.I.S.S.: Keep It Simple, Stupid. (Long neglected scientific
                            principle)