Well... here you are. By some twisted event, Fate has dragged you
by your little toes, and plopped you here to be punished. >=p'
Allow me to introduce myself! I'm Rindimo Cheetah-- amateur
writer extraordinaire!. I am currently suscribed to The Lion King
Mailing List. =) A nice place to visit. Anyway.... if Logic is
worth anything... every now and then, we actually TALK about TLK!
And I like to send these strange writings along that way,
scaring/amazing/entertaining people. :)
So stop reading all this ookey-manukey, and start reading the
OTHER ookey-manukey listed below! ;) Feel free to email me, and tell
me what you think! (BTW... I mean concerning the STORIES, not my
LET THE PUNISHMENT BEGIN! ;)
Oh yes, one more thing. The first Parody is the worst one I
did. Not to mention... I included some poems and Real Life stories I
have also posted to the list. :)
You are number 5981 since I finally rememberred to put
a counter on this page! Now don't you feel special? ;)
READ AT OWN RISK!
My first parody I posted to the list. Not the best...
My Tlk Experience.
Cheetah Verses Windows 95.
The Savannah Steakhouse.
The REAL reason for pie-ing Bill Gates. ;)
The TLK Purity Test.
Oil! The real reason Scar wanted to be king!
Raiders of the Lost Bark
The Savannah Steakhouse Revisited
A story that just didn't make it. (For obvious reasons)
Wanna hear a Hyena joke?
The Bionic Cat
The Bionic Cat 2: Throwing a Wrench in the Works
The Wait is Over
The Circle of Wives
The Fist Church of Simba Lost & Found Department
The Pride Land's Nail Salon
You Gotta Plan These Things...
A "Lion King" experience...
A Fuzzy Feeling to Share.
You Didn't See Anything!
Rafiki of OZ.
It Was a Dark and Stormy Night.
Why Kiara doesn't want to be queen.
Join the FCOS Junior Marines!
A little pick-me-up...
First Aussalt of the FCOS Junior Marines
A parody... and a poem. (That got some flak sent my way.)
Simba's Pride Subplots
How I Learned I Was an Idiot.
The Rindimo Zone
A Monty Python/Simba's Pride Crossover.
Return of the 6'2" Cheetah
(a little adult content) The Mysterious Boogetyshoo of Pridelands High
Mufasa's Star (First idea)
Mufasa's Star (Second Idea)
We Are Exxon (parody of "We Are One")
I Just Can't Wait to Be Peeing! (Parody of "I Just Can't Wait to Be King!")
Be Repaired! (Parody of "Be Prepaired!")
My Camping Experience Being a Counselor for the First Time.
A love poem written for a challenge addressing writing love poems for favorite Lion King/animal.
Simba discovers something about Nala.
Parody to commemorate my 50th parody (which this is). This is also a very
special announcement. ;)
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see what the special announcement is all about. ;)
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