{FINE JEWELRY}

You see Jarrod staring at you wild-eyed as you go through the jewelry counter.  "Please don't wind the watches.  And those bracelets--look but don't touch!  Same with the mood rings..."

You look at the pathetically frazzled clerk.  "Look, if you don't want me to buy something...."

He quickly takes off his own wrist watch, a Lion King Timex, and hands it to you.  "Look, it's yours.  Just go away.  Please.  And have a nice day."