{SNACK FOODS}

You take a small plastic bag of Pumbaa's Pride Salted Cashews and put it on the counter.  "Can I pay for them now and eat them here?"

He looks at you wild-eyed.  "Oh no!  I mean, please don't eat them in here!  I'm about to retire and I don't want any trouble!"  Then he glances about nervously at the security camera.  "I mean...we don't allow eating outside of designated areas.  Health regulations."

You glance back at the Twinkies and he visibly shakes his head.  "You look like a nice person.  Why not do yourself a favor and buy groceries on the way home?"