{THE BOOZE}

Make no mistake about it, the labels are pretty to look at on the Simba's Pride wine and champagne bottles.  You pick up a magnum of champaigne and ask "Tell me sir, how much are these?"  The bottle begins to tremble in your hands and feel strangely warm.

"Don't shake that!" Jarrod gasps, then runs, grabs it from you and disappears into the closet for a moment.  You hear a loud blast, muffled by the heavy oak door to a dull thud. 

A singed Jarrod stumbles out, holding the top half of the bottle.  "Why don't you just buy a post card?"