Hey, Armadillo Hey armadillo, what’cha doing in the garden? Slumbering and spherical, you’re always hanging ‘round Little army outside, but a delicate interior Very like a lot of human beings I have found Hey armadillo, I can’t tell which way you’re facing Maybe that’s good thinking, maybe you don’t even know No one’s gonna bother you if they can’t find your front end Then again I guess you find your love life rather slow In the armadillo circle, in that armor-plated set Their philosophy is simple: what you see ain’t what you get In the armadillo culture, in that well-protected creed A solid hide to hide in is the only thing you need Hey armadillo! In the armadillo circle, in that armor-plated set Their philosophy is simple: what you see ain’t what you get In the armadillo culture, in that well-protected creed A solid hide to hide in is the only thing you need Hey armadillo!