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LION KING
MEME ANSWERS

On this page are the answers Jinko filled out on the meme, starting with his chosen
characters from The Lion King Trilogy and then questions, altered accordingly
to his character choices, along with the answers he gave them.


One:

 Simba

  Seven:

 Pumbaa

Two:

 Kiara

  Eight:

 Rafiki

Three:

 Nala

  Nine:

 Scar

Four:

 Kovu

  Ten:

 Nuka

Five:

 Vitani

  Eleven:

 Zira

Six:

 Timon

  Twelve:

 Zazu


What would Timon and Zira do if they ruled the Pride Lands together?

Greedy and Evil. I think they would do everything to get what they want.


Do you think Kovu is hot? How hot?

Not really.


What would happen if Zazu got Rafiki pregnant?

There'd be a new monkey species with feathers and a beak.


What was your favourite scene involving Scar (any movie)?

At the song "Be Prepared".


Would Kiara and Timon make a good couple?

For a friendship yes but that would be all.


Who do you like more? Vitani or Nuka?

Vitani's much better then Nuka ^.^


What would happen if Pumbaa walked in on Kiara and Zazu mating?

Pumbaa would end up in shock. (I think that would also be the last time we'd ever hear something from Pumbaa.)


Make up a summary for a Nala/Nuka fanfic.

Nala being bothered by termites.
"All of you come to our new home!"
*scratching sounds can be heard*
"Oh... Nuka... You can't come. We have a policy against bugs in our cave."
*A little cry and sniffing sound*
"Damn termites..."


Could Kiara and Rafiki be friends?

I believe Kiara and Rafiki are already friends.


If the need arose, how would Kovu assassinate Simba?

Building up a relation with the target's daughter, killing the target as soon he's close enough.


How would Nala react after vanquishing their greatest foe?

"Danger? Hah! I walk on the wild side, I laugh in the face of danger! Ha ha ha ha!"


How would Rafiki react to having to spend time with Zira?

"Asante sana squash bana- WHAT?! Are you crazy!?"


Who would win in a scrap between Kiara, Kovu, and Vitani?

Hmm Kovu, Kiara and Vitani... I think Kiara & Vitani would work together against Kovu first. Then Vitani would be sneaky enough to break their co-op. So I think Vitani would win. :P


What might Nuka scream at a moment of great passion?

"Damn termites!"


If Rafiki had to have a theme tune, what would it be?

"Asante sana squash banana..."


How would Timon react to being hit on by Zazu?

"There's no room for a bird in Hakuna Matata!"


What might be a good pick-up line for Kiara to use on Nuka?

"I heard they need a dumb test subject at Area 51. Perhaps they could also help you with your termite problem?"


When was the last time you read a fanfic about Vitani?

Today.


What is Timon’s super-secret addiction?

Slimy bugs instead of the crunchy ones.


Would Zira sleep with Scar?

Yes I believe Zira would love to sleep with Scar. :P


If Nala and Pumbaa get together, what would happen?

Then you'll have bug-eating leonines.


"Simba and Scar are in a happy relationship until Scar suddenly runs off with
Kovu. Simba, broken-hearted, has a one-night stand with Zira and a brief
unhappy affair with Zazu, then follows the wise advice of Vitani and finds
true love with Nala." How wrong would it be?

Considering the end result of Simba and Nala together... I'd like to see the 'behind the scenes' please!


How would you feel if Pumbaa and Rafiki being in love were canon?

I'd feel very sick from that moment. Pumbaa and Rafiki being in love would really not make my day better. :P


Would Simba ever fall in love with Kovu? How would Kovu react?

I don't deny that homosexual lions exist, so I say it would be possible. I think Kovu would be really frustrated to find out that Simba loves him.



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