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LION KING
MEME ANSWERS

On this page are the answers Mamela filled out on the meme, starting with her chosen
characters from The Lion King Trilogy and then questions, altered accordingly
to her character choices, along with the answers she gave them.


One:

 Mufasa

  Seven:

 Rafiki

Two:

 Scar

  Eight:

 Nala

Three:

 Sarabi

  Nine:

 Zira

Four:

 Timon

  Ten:

 Kovu

Five:

 Vitani

  Eleven:

 Zazu

Six:

 Sarafina

  Twelve:

 Simba


What would Sarafina and Rafiki do if they ruled the Pride Lands together?

Well, Rafiki would use some crazy herbs on Sarafina, and they'd probably end up with some really ugly but incredibly awesome half baboon/mandrill-lion babies.


Do you think Timon is hot? How hot?

Eh... not so hot. But Cool.


What would happen if Simba got Nala pregnant?

Simba ALREADY got Nala pregnant... do you mean again? Well, they have to have someway to appease the Outlanders... may as well feed them the cubs (especially if they turn out like Kiara... Yeesh!)


What was your favourite scene involving Zira (any movie)?

Zira's Lullaby.


Would Scar and Sarafina make a good couple?

Scar and Sarafina would make some MAJOR HAWT cubs.


Who do you like more? Vitani or Kovu?

Vitani or Kovu? Close...but I'm going with Vitani. "Where's your pretty daughter, Nala?" >:D


What would happen if Rafiki walked in on Scar and Simba mating?

What would happen if Rafiki walked in on Simba and Scar mating? He'd laugh his colourful butt off.


Make up a summary for a Sarabi/Kovu fanfic.

Sarabi and Kovu, the secret love. Will family tension keep these lovers apart, or will there be some good mating?


Could Scar and Vitani be friends?

Scar and Vitani would totally be drinking buddies.


If the need arose, how would Timon assassinate Mufasa?

He would stuff beetles down Mufasa's throat until he chokes.


How would Sarabi react after vanquishing their greatest foe?

Sarabi would roar all cool-like.


How would Nala react to having to spend time with Zazu?

Nala would have to wonder when Zazu's going to shut his trap, if ever.


Who would win in a scrap between Scar, Timon, and Vitani?

Scar, Timon, and Vitani? It'd be Vitani. Lionesses rule.


What might Kovu scream at a moment of great passion?

"YEEEE-HAAAAAAW!"


If Nala had to have a theme tune, what would it be?

"My Husband's a Whiny Bitch, and My Daughter's a Dumb Blonde."


How would Sarafina react to being hit on by Simba?

Sarafina would glare at Simba, then laugh hysterically.


What might be a good pick-up line for Scar to use on Kovu?

"Hey there, handsome. I know you're not really my son, but how'd you like to have a little of me in you?"


When was the last time you read a fanfic about Vitani?

Don't remember the last time, unfortunately...


What is Sarafina’s super-secret addiction?

Sarabi.


Would Zazu sleep with Zira?

If Zira went deaf, sure :) She must be desperate for some lovin'.


If Sarabi and Rafiki get together, what would happen?

Mufasa would go emo and jump into the wildebeest.


"Mufasa and Zira are in a happy relationship until Zira suddenly runs off with
Timon. Mufasa, broken-hearted, has a one-night stand with Zazu and a brief
unhappy affair with Simba, then follows the wise advice of Vitani and finds
true love with Sarabi." How wrong would it be?

Okay, I'm gross and all, but I don't think even -I- could write about this one. XD


How would you feel if Rafiki and Nala being in love were canon?

I would be very amused.


Would Mufasa ever fall in love with Zira? How would Zira react?

How could Mufasa not be in love with Zira? Sure, Zira's crazy, but so's Muffy, in a good way. :D



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