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LION KING
MEME ANSWERS

On this page are the answers Karove filled out on the meme, starting with his chosen
characters from The Lion King Trilogy and then questions, altered accordingly
to his character choices, along with the answers he gave them.


One:

 Scar

  Seven:

 Rafiki

Two:

 Banzai

  Eight:

 Nala

Three:

 Shenzi

  Nine:

 Sarabi

Four:

 Simba

  Ten:

 Sarafina

Five:

 Pumbaa

  Eleven:

 Timon

Six:

 Mufasa

  Twelve:

 Ed


What would Simba and Timon do if they ruled the Pride Lands together?

Timon would probably sit back and eat bugs all day, while lobbying Simba to make meerkats illegal as prey. Simba... well, Simba's Pride explained it better than I could.


Do you think Simba is hot? How hot?

Why yes, yes. Simba is very, very hot. Not as hot as the hyenas or Scar, but... quite hot. 8/10


What would happen if Ed got Nala pregnant?

It would be highly frightening and scary, as not only would it be a lion-hyena hybrid, it would have all of Ed's sanity and all of Nala's charm.


What was your favourite scene involving Sarabi (any movie)?

When Scar struck her cheek just before Simba arrived in the original TLK. Ooooh, good scene.


Would Banzai and Mufasa make a good couple?

No. Simply... no.


Who do you like more? Pumbaa or Sarafina?

Ten, Sarafina. Because she lacks the odiferous nature of the former.


What would happen if Rafiki walked in on Banzai and Ed mating?

He would just walk away. Just... slowly walk away.


Make up a summary for a Shenzi/Sarafina fanfic.

Shenzi gathers up a hyena mob to attack the pridelands when Mufasa is out dallying on some foreign affair. Sarafina rounds up the lionesses and meets her in battle, much akin to Catherine of Aragon and the Scots, just barely gaining victory over the hyenas.


Could Banzai and Nala be friends?

Probably not.


If the need arose, how would Simba assassinate Scar?

Um... see the original TLK.


How would Shenzi react after vanquishing her greatest foe?

She'd whoop triumphantly before desecrating their remains before then losing track of what she was doing and just go back to chewing bones.


How would Nala react to having to spend time with Timon?

She probably wouldn't mind too much, particularly if she was hungry.


Who would win in a scrap between Banzai, Simba, and Pumbaa?

Pumbaa. Why? Two words: Massive fart.


What might Sarafina scream at a moment of great passion?

"What do you think, Sarabi?!!"


If Nala had to have a theme tune, what would it be?

"Lioness Hunt", from TLKOB.


How would Mufasa react to being hit on by Ed?

That would be a highly disturbing scenario.


What might be a good pick-up line for Banzai to use on Sarafina?

"Hey there, pretty lady; ever thought of not worrying about makin' cubs?"


When was the last time you read a fanfic about Pumbaa?

Several years, at least.


What is Mufasa’s super-secret addiction?

The herbs Rafiki gives him in secret.


Would Timon sleep with Sarabi?

Were it anatomically possible, yes.


If Shenzi and Rafiki get together, what would happen?

Shenzi would take his stick.


"Scar and Sarabi are in a happy relationship until Sarabi suddenly runs off with
Simba. Scar, broken-hearted, has a one-night stand with Timon and a brief
unhappy affair with Ed, then follows the wise advice of Pumbaa and finds
true love with Shenzi." How wrong would it be?

It would be really, really, really, wrong. 9/10 on the scale of utter wrongness.


How would you feel if Rafiki and Nala being in love were canon?

I'd think that Rafiki deserves it.


Would Scar ever fall in love with Simba? How would Simba react?

He could, yes, though Simba definitely wouldn't like it. At all.



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