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LION KING
MEME ANSWERS

On this page are the answers Mwonzi filled out on the meme, starting with her chosen
characters from The Lion King Trilogy and then questions, altered accordingly
to her character choices, along with the answers she gave them.


One:

 Scar

  Seven:

 Zazu

Two:

 Shenzi

  Eight:

 Sarafina

Three:

 Banzai

  Nine:

 Mufasa

Four:

 Banzai

  Ten:

 Sarabi

Five:

 Ed

  Eleven:

 Timon

Six:

 Nala

  Twelve:

 Rafiki


What would Nala and Timon do if they ruled the Pride Lands together?

Hakuna Matata. The pridelands would go to stink with this no worries attitude.


Do you think Ed is hot? How hot?

No. He's about as hot as a wet paper towel.


What would happen if Rafiki got Sarafina pregnant?

*twitch* Oh, the babies...


What was your favourite scene involving Mufasa (any movie)?

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE.


Would Shenzi and Nala make a good couple?

That would be... interesting. And hot.


Who do you like more? Simba or Sarabi?

Simba by default.


What would happen if Zazu walked in on Shenzi and Rafiki mating?

He would scream.


Make up a summary for a Banzai/Sarabi fanfic.

A queen in mourning finds her knight in shining armor in a rough and tumble hyena. It's a long road, but the Queen must be served...


Could Shenzi and Simba be friends?

No. Never.


If the need arose, how would Ed assassinate Scar?

He wouldn't. He's too dumb.


How would Banzai react after vanquishing their greatest foe?

No king, no king, la la la la la la!


How would Sarafina react to having to spend time with Timon?

She might poke him. Or eat him.


Who would win in a scrap between Shenzi, Ed, and Simba?

Simba wins, sadly.


What might Sarabi scream at a moment of great passion?

She doesn't scream. She's more the breathy moan type.


If Sarafina had to have a theme tune, what would it be?

The Lioness Hunt from The Lion King Musical.


How would Nala react to being hit on by Rafiki?

She would scoot away rather quickly.


What might be a good pick-up line for Shenzi to use on Sarabi?

"I know this great little place, cozy spot, moonlight view of the water hole. Great impala carcass..."


When was the last time you read a fanfic about Simba?

Years and years ago.


What is Nala’s super-secret addiction?

Sudoku. Clearly.


Would Timon sleep with Mufasa?

Only in gay fanfic.


If Banzai and Zazu get together, what would happen?

Birdie Boiler time!


"Scar and Mufasa are in a happy relationship until Mufasa suddenly runs off with
Ed. Scar, broken-hearted, has a one-night stand with Timon and a brief
unhappy affair with Rafiki, then follows the wise advice of Simba and finds
true love with Banzai." How wrong would it be?

Very, VERY wrong.


How would you feel if Zazu and Sarafina being in love were canon?

It would be awkward. Interesting, but awkward.


Would Scar ever fall in love with Mufasa? How would Mufasa react?

No. Brothercest is not on the menu here.



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