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LION KING
MEME ANSWERS

On this page are the answers Naomi filled out on the meme, starting with her chosen
characters from The Lion King Trilogy and then questions, altered accordingly
to her character choices, along with the answers she gave them.


One:

 Simba

  Seven:

 Zira

Two:

 Kiara

  Eight:

 Scar

Three:

 Nuka

  Nine:

 Mufasa

Four:

 Vitani

  Ten:

 Sarabi

Five:

 Kovu

  Eleven:

 Pumbaa

Six:

 Timon

  Twelve:

 Nala


What would Timon and Pumbaa do if they ruled the Pride Lands together?

Hakuna Matata forever, man.


Do you think Vitani is hot? How hot?

Vitani is super hot.


What would happen if Nala got Scar pregnant?

Simba would be ready to kill.


What was your favourite scene involving Mufasa (any movie)?

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE


Would Kiara and Timon make a good couple?

Not really, he's too small.


Who do you like more? Kovu or Sarabi?

Sorry Kovu, but Sarabi rocks.


What would happen if Zira walked in on Kiara and Nala mating?

"Can I join in?"


Make up a summary for a Nuka/Sarabi fanfic.

Sarabi sneaks off with Nuka and has an affair, resulting in her getting pregnant.


Could Kiara and Kovu be friends?

DUH! They'd fall in love.


If the need arose, how would Vitani assassinate Simba?

Using her seductive ways, she'd make him fall in love with him, then kill him.


How would Nuka react after vanquishing their greatest foe?

"MOTHER! MOTHER! LOOK WHAT I DID MOTHER!"


How would Scar react to having to spend time with Pumbaa?

Dinner time.


Who would win in a scrap between Kiara, Vitani, and Kovu?

Vitani, obviously.


What might Sarabi scream at a moment of great passion?

I don't really see her as the screaming type.


If Scar had to have a theme tune, what would it be?

Be Prepared.


How would Timon react to being hit on by Nala?

I think he'd run away screaming.


What might be a good pick-up line for Kiara to use on Sarabi?

"Hey there, sexy."


When was the last time you read a fanfic about Kovu?

Few weeks ago.


What is Timon’s super-secret addiction?

Slimy bugs.


Would Pumbaa sleep with Mufasa?

No way.


If Nuka and Zira get together, what would happen?

Very ugly babies. Poor Nuka.


"Simba and Mufasai are in a happy relationship until Mufasa suddenly runs off with
Vitani. Simba, broken-hearted, has a one-night stand with Pumbaa and a brief
unhappy affair with Ma;a, then follows the wise advice of Kovu and finds
true love with Nuka." How wrong would it be?

Very wrong! EEEEWWWW!


How would you feel if Zira and Scar being in love were canon?

Very happy; they deserve to be together.


Would Simba ever fall in love with Mufasa? How would Mufasa react?

Mufasa would probably slap him silly.



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