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LION KING
MEME ANSWERS

On this page are the answers Msasi filled out on the meme, starting with her chosen
characters from The Lion King Trilogy and then questions, altered accordingly
to her character choices, along with the answers she gave them.


One:

 Nala

  Seven:

 Simba

Two:

 Zira

  Eight:

 Pumbaa

Three:

 Timon

  Nine:

 Zazu

Four:

 Vitani

  Ten:

 Uncle Max

Five:

 Kiara

  Eleven:

 Scar

Six:

 Rafiki

  Twelve:

 Kovu


What would Rafiki and Scar do if they ruled the Pride Lands together?

Probably attempt to kill each other every chance they get...


Do you think Vitani is hot? How hot?

Not really, but there are people who think she is /really/ hot.


What would happen if Kovu got Pumbaa pregnant?

It would be an ugly, ugly child.


What was your favourite scene involving Zazu (any movie)?

The bit where the rhino sits on him.


Would Zira and Rafiki make a good couple?

No, the monkey would look too awkward...


Who do you like more? Kiara or Uncle Max?

Definitely Kiara!


What would happen if Simba walked in on Zira and Kovu mating?

He would kill Zira, and kick Kovu out of the pride for gross incest.


Make up a summary for a Timon/Uncle Max fanfic.

They meet up, and bitch about how annoying Ma was in TLK 1/2.


Could Zira and Pumbaa be friends?

No, I don't think so.


If the need arose, how would Vitani assassinate Nala?

Just use Kovu to get close, and then attack her I guess.


How would Timon react after vanquishing their greatest foe?

He would call Pumbaa and they would eat bugs.


How would Pumbaa react to having to spend time with Scar?

Probably get shivers...


Who would win in a scrap between Zira, Vitani, and Kiara?

Definetely Zira.


What might Uncle Max scream at a moment of great passion?

I don't know, it's not like he's in the movie a whole lot...


If Pumbaa had to have a theme tune, what would it be?

I think 'Lift' from the Biggest Loser (Aussie version).


How would Rafiki react to being hit on by Kovu?

He would hit him over the head with a stick.


What might be a good pick-up line for Zira to use on Uncle Max?

She wouldn't pick him up, just eat him off the ground ^.^


When was the last time you read a fanfic about Kiara?

Two weeks ago.


What is Rafiki’s super-secret addiction?

I think it's the hippy drug...


Would Scar sleep with Zazu?

No!


If Timon and Simba get together, what would happen?

Simba would bitch about Timon never looking after his daughter properly.


"Nala and Zazu are in a happy relationship until Nala suddenly runs off with
Vitani. Nala, broken-hearted, has a one-night stand with Scar and a brief
unhappy affair with Kovu, then follows the wise advice of Kiara and finds
true love with Timon." How wrong would it be?

Very wrong, seeing as three only stands up to one's knee.


How would you feel if Simba and Pumbaa being in love were canon?

I think many angry parents would sue Disney for forcing gross relationships on their children... I know I would.


Would Nala ever fall in love with Vitani? How would Vitani react?

It would be cool if they did, but it won't happen. And I think Vitani would embrace it :)



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