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LION KING
MEME ANSWERS

On this page are the answers Vikali filled out on the meme, starting with her chosen
characters from The Lion King Trilogy and then questions, altered accordingly
to her character choices, along with the answers she gave them.


One:

 Kovu

  Seven:

 Simba

Two:

 Shenzi

  Eight:

 Kiara

Three:

 Zira

  Nine:

 Vitani

Four:

 Ed

  Ten:

 Rafiki

Five:

 Nala

  Eleven:

 Zazu

Six:

 Timon

  Twelve:

 Sarabi


What would Timon and Zazu do if they ruled the Pride Lands together?

Timon would get his loyal subjects to bring him (and Pumbaa) all the bugs he wants, while Zazu gathers a flock of hornbills to dispose of the meerkat king. How can a majordomo remain polite and proper if his majesty sits their belching and gulping down bugs all day?


Do you think Ed is hot? How hot?

Hmm... not as hot as the other 'yenas, but not bad. 5/10.


What would happen if Sarabi got Kiara pregnant?

Simba would have to start pondering if Sarabi is really his mother, Disney would get a torrent of complaints about a incestual lesbian relationship, and I would be pleased 'cause that means Sarabi gets into the second film. :D


What was your favourite scene involving Vitani (any movie)?

The scene where Nuka dies. She's so sweet and loving in it, not to mention there's one still that would give children and cubs alike nightmares for weeks. ;)


Would Shenzi and Timon make a good couple?

Not as much as the groom would make a very good entree for the bride.


Who do you like more? Nala or Rafiki?

Our Lady Nala. May the Great Kings be with Her always!


What would happen if Simba walked in on Shenzi and Sarabi mating?

"M- mum? What you two... please say you're fighting... is that... mum?! Oh Kings." *faints*


Make up a summary for a Zira/Rafiki fanfic.

Zira is sitting on her favourite rock, telling Kovu that he's weak, Vitani that she's the best, and ignoring Nuka when Rafiki comes along. He sings a bizzare chant at her, then comes up to her bearing word of Scar. She leans in to listen, raptured of word from her beloved... then he bonks her on the head with his stick, knocking her out, and hobbles off back to the Pride Lands, cackling.


Could Shenzi and Nala be friends?

If it's anything like how Shenzi's friendly with Sarabi, it's a possibility...


If the need arose, how would Ed assassinate Kovu?

He would laugh Kovu to death. Just laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, then when Kovu turns away in boredom, BITE!


How would Zira react after vanquishing their greatest foe?

"Scar my beloved! Look how I have killed on your behalf, oh greatest of great Kings!"


How would Kiara react to having to spend time with Zazu?

She'd be delighted! Then when Simba's back is turned, she'd eat him. :)


Who would win in a scrap between Shenzi, Ed, and Nala?

Nala, 'cause Shenzi would give Ed a good biffing for getting in the way, leaving both of them open to lioness attack!


What might Rafiki scream at a moment of great passion?

"Oh, Mufasa, you been up dere too long. Your head is in de clouds!"


If Kiara had to have a theme tune, what would it be?

The Pink Panther theme, due to the amount of times she's ran off without permission.


How would Timon react to being hit on by Sarabi?

"Uhh... jeez, I... uhh... oy vey..."


What might be a good pick-up line for Shenzi to use on Rafiki?

"Hey, you, monkey boy! Mind if I take your stick?"


When was the last time you read a fanfic about Nala?

Oooh, uhh... probably about three months ago.


What is Timon’s super-secret addiction?

Chicken.


Would Zazu sleep with Vitani?

Ewwwww. No.


If Zira and Simba get together, what would happen?

Spirit Scar would have a sulk, Spirit Mufasa will pawface, Nala would faint, and Sarafina would kill them both.


"Kovu and Vitani are in a happy relationship until Vitani suddenly runs off with
Ed. Kovu, broken-hearted, has a one-night stand with Zazu and a brief
unhappy affair with Sarabi, then follows the wise advice of Nala and finds
true love with Zira." How wrong would it be?

So, two siblings split up so one can mate with a mentally handicapped hyena, while the other has a night of passion with a hornbill, seduces a grandmother, then ends up falling in love with his mother. On a Disney scale of one to ten of wrongness, it would recieves a twelve. It would be amusing to see, though. ;)


How would you feel if Simba and Kiara being in love were canon?

I'd love it. I could finally have a chance at winning Nala's heart!


Would Kovu ever fall in love with Ed? How would Ed react?

Very unlikely. And Ed would probably react with, "Ehh... hehehe, hehe... hehehe!"



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