The TLK-L Theme Song
(parody of the "Cheers" theme)


Making your way on the list today 
Takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all the flamewars
Sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?

All those nights when you've got no time
For checking your email.
And the Grand Pumbaa 
Tells you to say,"Sarabi, hail."
And there are some days you want to go.

But...

Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came.
You want to be where you can see
Our troubles are all the same.
You want to be where everybody knows your name

You...

Roll out of bed, the list server's dead
Since sometime late last night.
And your friends went to Euro-Disney
And didn't even write.
And your best friend wishes he had fur.

Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows you're sane
And they'll always love your mane.
You want to go where people know
TLK fans aren't insane.
You want to go where everybody loves your mane.

Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came.
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came.