"Hyena Rhapsody" to the tune of "Warthog Rhapsody" Now if you want a role model of a life most blissfully led then look no further than a hyena here known basically to us as Ed! Stupidity is the name of game, be dumb, and don't strain your brain! Let his lifestyle be your reference frame, though his laugh may be quite a pain His guide must beeeee...this rhapsodyyyyy! He eats when he likes! He's got it all worked out! He plans his meals ahead! He's got it all worked out! When hunger strikes! He's got it all worked out! He kills 'em dead! He's got it all worked out! THough he may not be an intelligent dynamo his mind is full of mush and close to comatose don't dismiss the hyena philosophy! Take it from ME he's got it all worked out! Take it from ED he's got it all worked out! Now Ed loves to be a hunter, chasing food all over the place! It might fight back or even get away. Ed loves the thrill of the chase! He'll move mountains to get his chow and maybe even under a log! Make this your dietary resolve for now, to eat like the ol' hyena regarding food! Hee hee heee!!!!! His attitude! HOO HOO HOOOOO!!! It's meat for every meal! He's got it all worked out! So full of high protein! He's got it all worked out! No need to cook, just peel! He's got it all worked out! Ed rips off the skin! He's got it all workd out! Meat's a deliciously, juicy, available meal! It might fight back or even squirm and squeal! Don't dismiss the hyena gastronomy! Take it from he he's got it all worked out! Take it from Ed he's got it all worked out! Banzai: Well, Shenzi, it's now or never! Hit it Ed!!!!! So remember when you see us, run away real quick! We're voracious carnivores, please don't make us tick! Don't depict the hyena mentality! Take it from me! Take it from me! Take it from Ed! He's ..got it...allllll woooorked ouuuuuuuuuuutttt!!!!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEE!!! HOO HAAA HAAAAAA! HEE HEE HEEEE!!!!! By Kim Dionne