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COMEDY GOES LION KING
(Timon walks on to the stage waving to everyone as he
goes by)
Timon: So welcome to the TLK
comedian stadium located in no place in particular, yes your only reading a
sheet of paper. You know, me and Pumbaa are going to be the stars of the next
The Lion King. *cough* Excuse me, Pumbaa and I…..*mumbles under breath* why are
they even making this thing, didn’t they see that they ruined TARZAN! I mean, hmmm
let’s tell the stories that are already on the tv series, SYC! Lets tell a
story of something even dumber. *sits at a near desk* You know, *pops a sucker
in his mouth* maybe I should go dangle Micheal Jackson over Disney studios,
give them a piece of what I think. Disney, really is a great place but…*shrugs*
Anyhow, our guests today are………….
SIMBA!!!!!! *claps*
PRINCE KOVU!!!!!!!!!!!
KIARA!!!!!!!!! *claps*
ANNDDDDDDDDDD OUR FAVORITE
JUNGLE SHAMAN RAFIKI!!!!!!
Timon: Yes they will be here
shortly, for the time being..our TLK band consisting of SCAR! *claps* and the
rest of the outlanders.
*band plays*
Scar: Thank you for that
wonderful welcoming timon.
Timon: And your welcome.
Latest news, Simba has been cloned but Rafiki claims he dropped him at the
ceremony off pride rock and that is why we have not seen him yet. Also in the
news, Adsoboe Ben Tiger has not yet made an opening for Come See Me…play of the
year near Africa. No more interesting stuff except for…raging adoulscent lion
was caught spanking her cub over and over again for trying to roar at a nearby
Ashcrafts worker/cheetah. Yes, he is their mascot.
Scar: Um…did you know that
we’re playing the Wartog Rapsody in the next movie.
Timon: Yeah uncle, I’m in the
fing movie. Next…our top ten list.
*band plays*
Timon: Ok…top ten list
tonight is..”Why The Lion Does Not Sleep Tonight”..top ten here we go…
#10. He was told Adsoboe Ben
Tiger doesn’t know how to aim his big missiles
#9. The finding of gas
#8. He found out that with
horses the male stands behind to guard, he felt jealous so now he stays up all
night
#7. He is still wondering why
Nala’s eyes have suddenly turned blue
#6. He thinks he knows, but
lions don’t wear contacts.
#5. Lionesses don’t either
#4. He’s taking Simba’s role and
over protecting his daughter that is blind, he feels she may be raped
#3. He doesn’t want his pride
to be dangled over a garbage can.
#2. He can’t wait to be king
#1. He took an over-dosage
of pain relievers
*claps*
Timon: Now introducing Simba!
*Simba walks in and waves and
blows kisses to the audience*
Simba: Hello everybody..
*he takes a seat next to
Timon’s desk*
Timon: Hey there Simba.
*claps*
Simba: Hey…
TO BE CONTINUED………….