The Lion King 2 ½: More Hakuna Matata?

Hello everybody. I am StrayKat, which is me, who posted “Kiara’s Hunt” as a fan-fiction on Brian’s section of TLK WWW Archive – “Texts and Fan-Fictions”. I decided to make this funny script of how TLK 2 ½ would be like, so here we go!

--StrayKat

BS: Ingonyama nengw’ embala

MS: Night

And the spirit of life

Calling:

BS: Oh, oh, iyo

MS: Mamel—

[pause, Timon is holding a remote control.]

Timon: Pumbaa, I think we should change The Lion King once again!

Pumbaa: [is munching on bug popcorn] Why should we? We already did The Lion King 1 ½…

Timon: I know, but this time, it will be great. Better than the 1 ½! [throws away remote]

Pumbaa: TIMON! What did you do with the remote?

Timon: [nervously] I…I…threw it away.

Pumbaa: [slumping in seat] NOW what are we gonna do?! [sits on a bigger remote, and the movie plays backwards]

Timon: What did you do now, Pumbaa? [is quiet]

The movie begins!

Timon: Here you go, little guy. A fresh basket of grubs! [shoves them in front of the cub’s face]

Rafiki: Hehehe. It is a girl.

Timon: Girl…

Pumbaa and Timon: GIRL???? OY!

Part 1

Nala: Timon, Pumbaa, how would you like to name our new daughter?

Simba: We can’t think of a name ourselves.

Timon: How about “Fluffy”?

Pumbaa: “Chibata”!

Timon: “Rascha”!

Pumbaa: “Kopa”!

Timon: “Elly”!

Rafiki: How about Kiara?

[everyone is quiet about the name]

Simba: Great name.

Nala: I agree.

Timon: Kiara, what a charming name. [flutters eyes]

Simba: And you two are going to babysit her.

Timon: [eye twitching] D-Di-Did yo-you s-say b-b-BABYSIT????

Rafiki: I’ve got to go. [hops away]

Nala: Yes. Babysit.

Pumbaa: Does she need to eat grubs?

Simba: I guess not. I’ve already enjoyed grubs with you. Remember the time, the Slug-Slurping Contest?

Timon: Y….yeah.

2 weeks later

Kiara: Timu! Puma!

Timon: N-Nice, K-Kiara...

Pumbaa: What does she want?

Timon: I think she wants grubs. [points to the basket of grubs]

Pumbaa: No she doesn’t…she’s gnawing on your leg!!!! AAAHH!

Timon: [looks] AAAAIEEEEEE!

Kiara: Abagabba pooduh!

To be continued... J