After reviewing the results of your test, we have come to the conclusion
that you are most definitely a Nalaholic. It is obvious that anyone who
can't resist "The Look" qualifies as a Nalaholic!
Now, we here at Nalaholics Anonymous understand that sometimes it is hard
to accept what you have become. The outside world looks down on you, friends
and family have stopped visiting, and the zookeeper has placed a restraining
order on you to stay away from the lions exhibit.
But don't worry, the kind staff at Nalaholics Anonymous will be more than
happy to help you. Based on your results, we recommend that you go through
all of the therapies to harness your Nalaholic tendencies before they slip
away. Follow this simple guideline and you'll see results quickly and painlessly.
And remember, we do this, because we care.
the Nalaholics Anonymous pledge 5 times every
in often and make use of our training facilities.
the official Nalaholics Anonymous keychain to bring Nala with you everywhere
a Nala plushie and squeeze liberally to reduce Nala cravings.
to family and friends about your unique situation. If they do not want
to listen, simply flip them onto their backs and say, "Pinned ya!". Continue
out other Nalaholics and form support groups
to talk of your unique feelings.